Paul Ferguson

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

I’m thinking back to this 2016 SNL sketch for some reason

Ok Ghost of Yotei fair enough you are even more stunning than Tsushima 😍

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Along with this you can literally pinpoint Obama winning again in 2012 as the exact moment the Right lost their fucking minds and pivoted to what we suffer now

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

People who go on Holiday and still go to the gym AND post about it are the biggest psychopaths out there.

I still haven’t engaged with any Eurovision content this year. Haven’t heard a single song or watched any NFs as it’s all still tainted and joyless right now. But I need some camp European nonsense in my life right now and I’m gonna watch Sanremo🇮🇹 since its the less affiliated NF with the best songs

🚨 NEW: Some Ministers are sharing around a meme on WhatsApp comparing Keir Starmer to Principal Skinner from The Simpsons over his approach to the Green Party

Via The Times

I don't think calling the people who voted for the nice woman who thinks working hard should grant you a decent life unhinged extremists is going to work out brilliantly for Labour.

Starmer to Reform voters who would never vote Labour: Please like me!!

Starmer to people leaning Green but would tactically vote Labour: Fuck you Commies!

Gecqua

Sobble but if he slayed and had a TikTok and Tumblr

Your Pokémon starters for the newly announced Winds and Waves are Browt, Pombon and Gecqua. https://bit.ly/4cR0mVG

The Green victory in Denton is the result which will have the biggest effect on Labour, far more so than a Reform win.

The blithe assumption progressives have nowhere else to go has been proved catastrophically wrong.

Can’t help thinking of this quote from a Labour minister, a year ago…

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

The result in Gorton and Denton mirrors the one in Caerphilly last year.

Voters piled in behind a party of the left and kept Reform out.

The potential for tactical voting at the next election will be fascinating.

It questions the presumption in the polls that Reform will win a landslide.

Oh thank Fuck 💚

Back to it after 2 weeks of eating pizza feat. The Mario Kart shirt I got at the Nintendo Store

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

In Boston. Tourist mode activated

Best of luck to the UK entry. On paper it does look like this is the BBC thinking out side of the box for once which is something we’ve always asked for.

Gay Powers Restored, Et Cetera 💇‍♂️

Travelled from London to Manchester for a 2016 reunion night and needed to shave as a reminder that THIS IS ME… moustache or not

I’ve just learned there’s a saint whose reasons for sainthood included “lifting a very heavy ladder”. Catholics are a silly bunch and I say that as one of them 🤣

I’m so sick of the universe taking away good people and leaving us with the monsters 😞

Goodbye to a great actress 😎

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

Jesus Christ someone’s already updated her Wikipedia