VasecTommy

I am obsessed with how stunning you are in every picture you post

But you have us all panting in excitement to see the spice

You can post a full sex tape and squirting jf you wanted

Always one of my favorites to see on my timeline 🥵🖤🌻

Of course Santa’s gonna come on titty Tuesday

You can’t convince me that there’s a ever a time when your body doesn’t hella body 🥵

Dood same. And all I really ever see is political posts, so idk if I’m even in the right place

That’s because the only thing people remember about nazis is they didn’t like the Jews or… something

Have you tried showing them South Park?

Think of 2019 Twitter. There are also communities you can look up to find others with similar interests to follow. It’s taken me a second too. I haven’t seen too much that isn’t allowed other than the norm of gore, violence, etc. Nsfw permitted, in multiple facets. Yeah.

It looks like Elon Musk. It even smiles like him.

Setting up to take off with my music freaks in January. I’m gonna finally finish all those projects that get left behind

“Thank you for reaching out about ________! Your email means a lot to us, but we’re gonna ignore it. Thank you for your business!”

Damn girl are you Black Friday cuz you’re pretty fucking special

The nose is the black part of white headphones. It got me for the first 9,009 times I looked at it

I got 99 problems and seeing my MAGA family today for thanksgiving is only one of them

Does anyone still think about Vehicle Identification Number Diesel anymore?

Zuckerberg looks like how cardboard feels, and no I cannot explain what I mean

Zuckerberg looks like how cardboard feels, and no I cannot explain what I mean

Happy Thanksgiving

CALLING ALL MUSICAL ARTISTS if you’re a small band or musician send me your stuff. I will be doing a music review on 12/13! #smallbands #review

Rick Flair once said, “In order to be ‘the man’, you have to beat ‘the man’.”

Am I the only one still getting jiggy with it?

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

Me: *looks at a word’s spelling*

Me: That doesn’t look right…

As long as it isn’t a hulk smash I’m good with it

How are you always perfect?

No one is here from the future to stop me, so how bad of a decision could this possibly be?