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09.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11364    πŸ” 2997    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 42
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking
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Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen
Prue Leith

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

06.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7045    πŸ” 1556    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 111

L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static

06.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
a logo depiction of a horrifying sandwich character with bugged out eyes and teeth, with the word "SUDO" plastered on the bottom

a logo depiction of a horrifying sandwich character with bugged out eyes and teeth, with the word "SUDO" plastered on the bottom

every once in a while i am reminded that sudo has a logo, a fact which i had blissfully forgotten

04.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
22.01.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5822    πŸ” 2183    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

20.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21489    πŸ” 5122    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3557
17.01.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2505    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

β€œEvery line of code is written without reason, maintained out of weakness, and deleted by chance.”

Jean-Paul Sartre’s Programming in ANSI C

16.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 47056    πŸ” 14489    πŸ’¬ 954    πŸ“Œ 3138
Ask Gordon [BETA]

Ask Gordon [BETA]

folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left

20.12.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 883    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 21
The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S

The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S

Introducing the Cool S, For Herβ„’

08.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1606    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 19
Zohran campaign style sign saying

IF ERR != NIL
return nil, err

Zohran campaign style sign saying IF ERR != NIL return nil, err

09.11.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

a perfect CVSS 10 😍

25.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Majority AI View - Anil Dash A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

Okay, for the folks who asked: here's the majority AI view, writing up the reasonable, thoughtful view on AI that the vast majority of people in tech hold, that gets overshadowed by the bluster and hype of the tycoons trying to shill their nonsense. anildash.com/2025/10/17/t... Please share!

17.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1126    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 144
8 panel comic

P1: it's-a-him, Mario. He's standing on a patch of grass, stating up at a question block, suspended in the air.

P2: Mario jumps and bobs the block, which causes a mushroom with a face to pop out

P3: we close in on the mushroom, as it is about to land on the ground

P4: an extreme closeup of the mushroom --with a disturbingly pouty face-- as it lands on the grass

P5: we suddenly cut to a planet hanging marble-like in a sea of stars

P6: we are now even further back, staring at a galaxy, hanging in the void. A small box highlighting a segment of the galaxy lets us know where the planet we had been looking at is located

P7: from that spot comes a huge flash of light

P8: growing to truly monstrous proportions, the planet begins to rip the galaxy apart

8 panel comic P1: it's-a-him, Mario. He's standing on a patch of grass, stating up at a question block, suspended in the air. P2: Mario jumps and bobs the block, which causes a mushroom with a face to pop out P3: we close in on the mushroom, as it is about to land on the ground P4: an extreme closeup of the mushroom --with a disturbingly pouty face-- as it lands on the grass P5: we suddenly cut to a planet hanging marble-like in a sea of stars P6: we are now even further back, staring at a galaxy, hanging in the void. A small box highlighting a segment of the galaxy lets us know where the planet we had been looking at is located P7: from that spot comes a huge flash of light P8: growing to truly monstrous proportions, the planet begins to rip the galaxy apart

03.10.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Three panel comic.

P1: Two cloud shaped humanoids lie side by side on top of a hill, both looking upward at a red sky.

P2: The cloud person on the left has a look of shock, as the one on the right points up at the sky.

P3: A large panel where to POV switched to behind the two cloud people, which reveals what they are looking at.

Floating high in the sky are multiple identical deathly white naked men, all with a disturbing blank grin on their faces.

Three panel comic. P1: Two cloud shaped humanoids lie side by side on top of a hill, both looking upward at a red sky. P2: The cloud person on the left has a look of shock, as the one on the right points up at the sky. P3: A large panel where to POV switched to behind the two cloud people, which reveals what they are looking at. Floating high in the sky are multiple identical deathly white naked men, all with a disturbing blank grin on their faces.

shapes in the sky

30.11.2023 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 824    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post 
every-lemon
Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

22.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8354    πŸ” 1892    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 242

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

20.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4743    πŸ” 1294    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 51
9 panel comic

P1: Dayyime. We open on an exterior shot of a large modern looking conference centre. In the foreground, on a wall, the sign for the centre: "Tri-Corp Conference Centre"

In front of that, a rectangular plinth with a sign showing that a talk titled "HOW TO BE A MAN by Chad Grendel" is on

P2: a high shot of the interior of the building, in which we look down on a large conference hall, packed with people sitting in chairs. They are all sat before a stage, on which there is a lone dais, and a huge screen that displays ""HOW TO BE A MAN" in red letters against a yellow background

P3: we close in on the stage, on which a spotlight has started shining down on its centre

P4: same shot, only now someone off-panel slides a baby into the spotlight.

P5: the baby comes to a stop in the middle of the spotlight...

P6: ...and suddenly starts crying with a loud "BAWWW"

P7: A closeup look of a selection of the audience. Imagine all the stereotypes of rightwing white males, and you're probably not far off. They stare with implacable faces as the baby continues "BAWing"

P8: a closeup of the baby's face, contorted into an ugly scrunch as we reveal he has a mic attached to his right ear

P9: back to the audience, as they begin to clap politely. The crying continues as loud as ever.

9 panel comic P1: Dayyime. We open on an exterior shot of a large modern looking conference centre. In the foreground, on a wall, the sign for the centre: "Tri-Corp Conference Centre" In front of that, a rectangular plinth with a sign showing that a talk titled "HOW TO BE A MAN by Chad Grendel" is on P2: a high shot of the interior of the building, in which we look down on a large conference hall, packed with people sitting in chairs. They are all sat before a stage, on which there is a lone dais, and a huge screen that displays ""HOW TO BE A MAN" in red letters against a yellow background P3: we close in on the stage, on which a spotlight has started shining down on its centre P4: same shot, only now someone off-panel slides a baby into the spotlight. P5: the baby comes to a stop in the middle of the spotlight... P6: ...and suddenly starts crying with a loud "BAWWW" P7: A closeup look of a selection of the audience. Imagine all the stereotypes of rightwing white males, and you're probably not far off. They stare with implacable faces as the baby continues "BAWing" P8: a closeup of the baby's face, contorted into an ugly scrunch as we reveal he has a mic attached to his right ear P9: back to the audience, as they begin to clap politely. The crying continues as loud as ever.

how to be a man

19.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1188    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œc gets you close to the machine” is the kind of sentence that lands very differently after working in a factory

you’re not supposed to be close to the machine! that’s where the finger munchers are!

07.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

So fun to watch programmers as they find out for the first time what happens when you employ programmers

08.09.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Chapter view of a podcast app showing chapters named β€œpgp for encrypted email”, β€œfcking metadata”, β€œm-m-m-metadata”, β€œSMTP m-m-m-metadata”, and β€œdkim, spam”

Chapter view of a podcast app showing chapters named β€œpgp for encrypted email”, β€œfcking metadata”, β€œm-m-m-metadata”, β€œSMTP m-m-m-metadata”, and β€œdkim, spam”

I have just today discovered that podcasts can be chapterised, and that apparently @scwpod.bsky.social is painstakingly broken into chapters with often-joke names

23.08.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

16.08.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9376    πŸ” 3120    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 474
Payment Processor Fun 2025 -- Making Your Own MSP

"I'm gonna dump all my pent up angst and infodump material into a blog post about Itch/payment processing" I say to myself. It ends up like a million words, oops.

but well, I got it out of my brain: voidfox.com/blog/payment...

15.08.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 362    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 28

Instead of regurgitating the bromide that LLMs are just "autocomplete on steroids" (even by people who know better), maybe we can actually engage in some public education. The problem with genAI is better expressed through a classic computer science concept, known as SYMBOL GROUNDING. 🧡

12.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 838    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 90

What even are numbers, really?

07.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is β€œpunch more.” I cannot be taught

23.07.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7509    πŸ” 2349    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 433

Godspeed, I think we’re all due some plug and play at our age πŸ˜‰

12.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you still have to SET BLASTER to tell it what IRQ and so on to look for?

12.07.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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new Date("wtf") How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?

I scored 14/28 on jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

Don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed to get halfway

11.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0