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WW3 has already started it’s just unevenly distributed | Aerospace, AI, and a real-life #polycythemiavera mutant.

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ATACMS

05.08.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honest question: could Harvard be lying to the NYT?

Trump only cares about headlines, so give them headlines. Then stall the actual deal while fake negotiating, with no intent of ever signing anything?

Rope a dope both Trump and the NYT until 2026

05.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In 40 years of teaching, ten accreditation cycles, God only knows how many visions of the graduate and mission statements, when everyone knows what cannot be written --

"To work towards a common goal no one can clearly articulate, side by side with people you basically can't stand."

04.08.2025 18:52 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

The only days I want to quit my job are days when the fucking "build servers" take an hour to build something that takes 3 minutes on my laptop.

Like, what the fuck are we even doing here? Are we even pretending to do work?

04.08.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that it was his surgeon neighbor who was mad at Paul for his “libertarian” lawn

Just the funniest thing

04.08.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They want militarized drones for domestic purposes. Yarvin did a whole post about it.

04.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am Tina Fey except I realized it during senior year

04.08.2025 04:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goddamn, Michael Bloomberg is going to get even richer.

07.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 111    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0

This game bores me by 1pm mid-day. If I wanted to read a book (which I do) I'd read one.

So I'm gonna go finish my latest Le Carre.

04.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the best sign of this will be insider trading by the Trump admin. So if you start seeing big out-of-the-money buys of TSMC puts - you know shits kicking off.

cc @unusualwhales.bsky.social

04.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think Hopkins is well regarded enough to get replacement students, and has a large enough endowment to navigate this risk.

But in terms of threat to the city, the only thing that matters is federal health spending getting gutted

04.08.2025 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Graduate students at Hopkins are paid to be there. They are (brutally overworked) employees.

04.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, it is literally the hospital and the medical school.

There are 6k undergrads with ~15% international, at an assumed tuition of 100k/yr, is only $90m/yr.

JHU pulls in > $3B/yr in research dollars.

04.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's gonna be bad for Baltimore.

That said, most foreign grad students don't "pay tuition" - they are underpaid labor. And the college is tiny.

The two medical schools (JHU + UMD) are doing to lose >$1B in NIH funding. The hospitals will also feel pain, as medicaid is gutted.

04.08.2025 00:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hated this game.

I disliked essentially all the characters and I hated the mechanics.

Why should I give it a second chance??

03.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It's absolutely wild to be alive at a time when we've cured HIV but the president believes in humors

03.08.2025 17:25 — 👍 44    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

I think she will have some longevity - she did the movie of version of Is This A Room, which shows she has aspirations of doing something interesting

03.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sabermetrics for tanking will yield new weird tanking.

Force the sale of the minor leagues/farm teams and add ownership regs. End the draft.

Relegation series the week before playoffs. The bottom team from each league play in a 7 game series. Loser gets demoted.

03.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Relegation!

03.08.2025 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

its very rude to call me out like this. just use an @ next time

03.08.2025 18:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

slop websites are what AI is good for!

03.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We should be firing admirals for failing to "provide and maintain" a Navy, not because they are women or minorities

03.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm anti-defunding Harvard and its department of astronomy, but pro-defunding Avi Loeb

02.08.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

boost phase intercept solves this

02.08.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was in the “advanced” track at my high school - and I am fortunate that two of my friends are _actual_ geniuses.

Because of that, I have never felt intelligent for a single day in my life. And it’s made me a better person for that experience.

02.08.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now it’s just “oh wow this guy is way nerdier than I realized…”

I need some normie hobbies

02.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was 100pct true during the days of early tinder though

02.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the problem is that for normal looking people with reasonable expectations you could always do better

and this in where the internet dating metagame is now, leads to total apathy

02.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I know what the Constitution says, but we can't afford to change Commanders in Chief while we're in the midst of a Comically Large Ballroom Construction Project

01.08.2025 22:43 — 👍 104    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

Never accept scrip (pre-market shares) as pay if you need the money.

Pre-market shares are only worth money once you can afford a mortgage on your base salary.

01.08.2025 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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