Alfred E. Neuman

Scaramucci's quote "Trump was a grifter who really wants to hurt people" rings true.

DJT was, without a doubt, beaten & hazed in military school when his senile old man sent Donald there to "make a man out of him"

Now, all Donnie wants is to be the bully & take revenge on others to silence them!

Letter to the Editor of The New Yorker:

Ummm . . . Do any of your readers know how to remove ketchup stains from gold leafed walls?

Signed,

Curious voter

"Thoughts and Prayers" for all the red hatted MAGA voters that elected The Orange Menace . . .

Maybe God and the weatherman can help put an end to this nonsense . . .

He could make us happy with just one simple thing . . .

The best solution Trump could offer for ending the government shutdown.

Thank you for your attention.

The shutdown scene that would make true Americans dance in the streets.

Dear God, please answer our prayers and smite the fat bastard.

So sad, too bad . . . 🤣

Bravo, Maria Corina Machado for winning the Nobel Peace Prize, as any president with class and dignity would do.

Maga acolytes must be beside themselves with grief!

DJT to the Gazans: You get a red hat . . . You get a red hat . . . You all get a red hat.

Trump's Nobel Prize desperation now a 'running joke' among diplomats.

Just one question: Does it come with a red hat?

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Hey Tommy: This hat's for you!

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Hey Tommy . . . This hat's for you:

Herr Oberführer Hegseth personifies the Nazi title of "Oberführer", definitely ->not<- Secretary of War.

An Oberführer in Trump's . . . oops, I mean Hitler's regime was an in charge of a group of paramilitary units in a geographical region. Which sort of rings true in Hegseth's case, eh?

Vote with your wallets folks and watch Disney Cruise's profits sink.

"Thoughts and Prayers" for those poor, underpaid executives at The Walt Disney Corporation whose bonuses might be on the chopping block.

In July of 1987, 41-year-old real estate mogul Donald Trump traveled to Moscow at the invitation of Soviet ambassador Yuri Dubinin. Ostensibly, the trip was meant to explore potential business ventures in the Soviet capital.

Read the whole story here:

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Who's a$$ is she kissing?

Nothing more than a hired liar . . .

I'd really rather like to see this headline instead . . .

Trump's desire to rebrand the Department of Defense is merely the act of a weak, pathetic little yappy dog full of hot air, deluding himself into imagining he's a "big dawg" on the world stage.

Cowardly CEOs KISS Trump's a$$ to save their own.

NOW that Cheeto has denied it, we finally know the rumors have some truth behind them . . .

I am sooooo looking forward to a Presidential funeral procession... What are the odds that there will be MAGA flags lining the streets, and another one draping the coffin? 😊

I am so looking forward to a Presidential funeral procession... What are the odds that there will be a MAGA flag draping the coffin and lining the streets? 😊

What a joke . . . But least Chicago and Baltimore will have their garbage picked up, and mulch spread in the parks. Maybe the Mango Mussolini can have the troops repair the potholes and paint the bridges next. 🤣

Defending America under His Royal Highness's vast experience, the National Guard soldiers are cleaning up Washington DC's most vile trash. Hoo Rah!

Not true, Judd Legum!

Rather than rounding up criminals & cartels, the soldiers have been busy picking up trash & spreading mulch. “Guardsmen have cleaned more than 3.2 miles of roadways, collected more than 500 bags of trash & disposed of three truckloads of plant waste” said the National Guard.🤣

"Nothing to worry about???" I wouldn't be so sure about that.

He is most likely getting Eli Lilly's Kinsula treatments for dementia related Alzheimer's treatments which are administered by IV.

Supreme Commander Donald John Hitler names General Rudolph von Giuliani, creator of the MAGA Reichswehr, as honorary commander of the 67th Election Denier Regiment the highest civilian honor, which ordinarily was bestowed only by one sovereign on another or on a war hero, an honor neither deserved.