Bret Starr

Cleaning up my connections. So if you’re a trump-loving sycophant who goes on and on about how you’re not racist, misogynistic or homophobic … this will be the last thing you ever see from me. And then I’m going to talk about you behind your back.

Who puts animals in a blender? I’ve always been against the concept of cousins for what it’s worth. All of mine growing up were the sort to put animals in blenders. Now they’re successful sociopaths. Fuck cousins. Wait. That came out wrong.

Who are all these people?

@jaketapper.bsky.social No pressure.

Love me some spam. You’re doing it right.

@waymo.bsky.social Have a code for me? OG bluesky. In San Francisco for 2 days. Wanna see the future.

What does high school have to do with reasoning? I have a masters. I promise you reason better than me. Also, who cares? Just be nice and be yourself and beauty ensues.

Indeed. Internet sucks. Worst thing that ever happened to us.

Anyone have a #waymo code?

The beach is nice.

I hate social media.

Worst decade ever.

That’s the Burt Reynolds of cats.

Last day in Amsterdam. Sad.

Love Dutch food.

Cant decide if I love or hate these? Can you decide for me?

Check the price tag before grabbing a bottle of ketchup for your barbecue | CNN Business Planning on squirting some ketchup on your hot dog at a barbecue this weekend? You may be seeing red. Inflation has caught up to ketchup.

One should never put ketchup on BBQ. Fake news.

Congratulations!!

It was fun! I like it here. Just want to keep the positive vibes going for as long as possible.

And the winner of every @jaketapper.bsky.social book is @neonepiphany.com. Congratulations! My email is bret@thestarrconspiracy.com
Email me your shipping info and I’ll drop them in the mail. Thanks everyone! Way over 100 entries!

Just under 3 hours left!

And this on the wall of my 6th grader’s class room

Good ole fashioned eco awareness fair.

Last chance. Drawing for @jaketapper.bsky.social books today at 6:00pm central. Good luck!

I’m giving away one copy of every @jaketapper.bsky.social book. Drawing tomorrow at 6:00PM central. I like you bluesky freaks and geeks. And Jake Tapper is one of our own. Thought I’d pay some love forward. Like this post if you want in the drawing.

That’s the spirit!

It’s my pleasure to introduce (new to bluesky) @rachit.bsky.social. Everyone act normal.

Hasn’t stopped her before.

I like pencils the fuck down.

20 entries so far. Still pretty good odds!