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Do you have a coworker who thinks out loud? Do you want to do a murder? Or is it just mine?

My ability to catch continuity errors in movies & shows is actually a curse

The 5th graders have discovered email. “You can use outlook to text your friends!”

I need the government to do something about daylight saving time bc I’m on day 3 of my 13 year old dog’s anxiety diarrhea and I’m over it

I was not built for 5 day workweeks

Me: I wonder how much it rained

Every weather app: it didn’t rain, you stupid bitch

I had to dress code an 11 year old for wearing a Bluey shirt that said FCK ICE

Note to self: don’t listen to ruin the friendship while doing skincare

Taylor Swift posing as a painting of Ophelia

Taylor Swift dressed as a showgirl from the lyric video of Opalite. The lyric is “because my check’s bigger”

Scenes from the Release Party of a showgirl

You good?

Screenshot from tiktok comment section

My jaw is on the ground after reading this comment

The new netflix UI is horribly awful

If it happened will they extend the holiday weekend?

Trying to figure out how a woman born in the 1930s who became a closeted gay PanAm flight attendant based out of San Francisco could love the GOP so much

Tattoo artist getting ready to draw my tattoo

It’s finally happening

Always love watching ppl run through the airport

4 years trying to get on the books. 2 more years since I booked. Tattoo appointment is finally here and a mosquito decided to take up the real estate

Not CBS paying their anchors to say they didn’t think the SS AE ad was propaganda

99% sure my principal is going to work for ICE. Unless anyone can think of another reason to be deployed to Tampa for 6 months

It might be my anxiety talking but I think you have to be very brave to go to the dentist chomping gum. The lady next to me in the waiting room is BRAVE

My border collie mix licking a Dogsters ice cream cup to celebrate her 13th adoption day

I’ve officially kept my baby girl alive for 13 entire years. Wishing for 13 more 🎉

Thunderstorm on July 5 is my dogs’ worst nightmare

I don’t understand why people shoot fireworks when it’s still light out

My dog is afraid of the fireworks (it’s not even the 4th yet) so we put on the eras tour and it’s helping, probably

There goes another perfectly decent tv show ruined by the writers making the main characters fall in love

Screenshot shows Taco Bell Tuesday drop in cart, wait time 3 mins at 3:01 MST

Shows Taco Bell Tuesday drop sold out 22 seconds after the first screenshot

Every time @tacobell

It’s 90°F and my friend wants me to help him move. Nope nope nope

Today on tiktok, a man is confused that I drove my own car and didn’t wear any shoes

This guy I have always thought was a dumbass just replied-all to an email that went out to 180 people about maybe cancelling a concert bc the rain. He said “ok” 🤬🤬🤬

He said he’d be home at 7. It’s 9. Should I make sure he’s alive or ?