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Filed my taxes. If you pay $15K in student loan interest, you can get a $500 refund !!

Turns out my mom arranging a dinner for my birthday is actually for my sister’s engagement and another way to prove that I will never be good enough

Me, hugging my Alaskan malamute. I accidentally smushed his ear down which makes him look extra cute

16 years later and I still miss him every day

Winter Olympics Committee: these sports are pretty dangerous but how do we make it more gay 🌈?

Luge: double luge!

Speed skating: 3 dudes instead of 1? We could touch butts or hold hands too 🤷🏻‍♀️

Gung Hay Fat Choy and happy Lunar New Year to those who celebrate!

PSA: you don’t have to destroy the environment to search the web

Ricky Martin??

Why didn’t the performance air on NBC?

The worst part of the 2026 Olympics? The drone sound on every damn run

standupamerica dot com

I put on a pay attention movie when I wasn’t in a pay attention mood

New year, new me? Nah. New year, broke and broken me

8 days into the new year and I have a broken thumb and then spent $600 at the vet and they don’t know what’s wrong with my geriatric dog 👍🏽

A creator on tiktok taught me how to solve a rubik’s cube in a 5 minute video and now I don’t think I have anything else to live for

Today I wanted to eat a croissant. So he went to a place that sells croissant. And he bought motHERFUCKING BLUEBERRY MUFFINS

If a huge corporation can take my $$$ immediately after purchase, they can send it immediately too. I shouldn’t be product-less and poor

A kid tried to flush a santa hat and backed up the plumbing. The whole school smelled like sewer garbage the rest of the day.

Found out my favorite restaurant is closing at the end of the month and I have big feelings about it

Do you have a coworker who thinks out loud? Do you want to do a murder? Or is it just mine?

My ability to catch continuity errors in movies & shows is actually a curse

The 5th graders have discovered email. “You can use outlook to text your friends!”

I need the government to do something about daylight saving time bc I’m on day 3 of my 13 year old dog’s anxiety diarrhea and I’m over it

I was not built for 5 day workweeks

Me: I wonder how much it rained

Every weather app: it didn’t rain, you stupid bitch

I had to dress code an 11 year old for wearing a Bluey shirt that said FCK ICE

Note to self: don’t listen to ruin the friendship while doing skincare

Taylor Swift posing as a painting of Ophelia

Taylor Swift dressed as a showgirl from the lyric video of Opalite. The lyric is “because my check’s bigger”

Scenes from the Release Party of a showgirl

You good?

Screenshot from tiktok comment section

My jaw is on the ground after reading this comment

The new netflix UI is horribly awful