Do you have a coworker who thinks out loud? Do you want to do a murder? Or is it just mine?
13.11.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@allyymiliani.bsky.social
neurodivergent nap enthusiast.
Do you have a coworker who thinks out loud? Do you want to do a murder? Or is it just mine?
13.11.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My ability to catch continuity errors in movies & shows is actually a curse
09.11.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The 5th graders have discovered email. โYou can use outlook to text your friends!โ
05.11.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I need the government to do something about daylight saving time bc Iโm on day 3 of my 13 year old dogโs anxiety diarrhea and Iโm over it
05.11.2025 14:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was not built for 5 day workweeks
24.10.2025 12:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me: I wonder how much it rained
Every weather app: it didnโt rain, you stupid bitch
I had to dress code an 11 year old for wearing a Bluey shirt that said FCK ICE
08.10.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Note to self: donโt listen to ruin the friendship while doing skincare
04.10.2025 14:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Taylor Swift posing as a painting of Ophelia
Taylor Swift dressed as a showgirl from the lyric video of Opalite. The lyric is โbecause my checkโs biggerโ
Scenes from the Release Party of a showgirl
03.10.2025 21:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You good?
16.09.2025 21:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Screenshot from tiktok comment section
My jaw is on the ground after reading this comment
13.09.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The new netflix UI is horribly awful
03.09.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If it happened will they extend the holiday weekend?
31.08.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trying to figure out how a woman born in the 1930s who became a closeted gay PanAm flight attendant based out of San Francisco could love the GOP so much
12.08.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tattoo artist getting ready to draw my tattoo
Itโs finally happening
08.08.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Always love watching ppl run through the airport
07.08.2025 19:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 04 years trying to get on the books. 2 more years since I booked. Tattoo appointment is finally here and a mosquito decided to take up the real estate
06.08.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not CBS paying their anchors to say they didnโt think the SS AE ad was propaganda
05.08.2025 14:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 099% sure my principal is going to work for ICE. Unless anyone can think of another reason to be deployed to Tampa for 6 months
31.07.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It might be my anxiety talking but I think you have to be very brave to go to the dentist chomping gum. The lady next to me in the waiting room is BRAVE
31.07.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My border collie mix licking a Dogsters ice cream cup to celebrate her 13th adoption day
Iโve officially kept my baby girl alive for 13 entire years. Wishing for 13 more ๐
30.07.2025 03:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thunderstorm on July 5 is my dogsโ worst nightmare
05.07.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt understand why people shoot fireworks when itโs still light out
04.07.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My dog is afraid of the fireworks (itโs not even the 4th yet) so we put on the eras tour and itโs helping, probably
03.07.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There goes another perfectly decent tv show ruined by the writers making the main characters fall in love
01.07.2025 22:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Screenshot shows Taco Bell Tuesday drop in cart, wait time 3 mins at 3:01 MST
Shows Taco Bell Tuesday drop sold out 22 seconds after the first screenshot
Every time @tacobell
24.06.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs 90ยฐF and my friend wants me to help him move. Nope nope nope
20.06.2025 00:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Today on tiktok, a man is confused that I drove my own car and didnโt wear any shoes
19.06.2025 03:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This guy I have always thought was a dumbass just replied-all to an email that went out to 180 people about maybe cancelling a concert bc the rain. He said โokโ ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
18.06.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He said heโd be home at 7. Itโs 9. Should I make sure heโs alive or ?
15.06.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0