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@codewolf.bsky.social

The original and only Codewolf, senior backend developer, and purveyor of really, really bad dad jokes. All opinions are my own. No longer affiliated with Confuzzled, please do not approach me about security issues

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Latest posts by codewolf.bsky.social on Bluesky

Misunderstood the question ๐Ÿ˜‚ not that particular one, but an office in Devonshire Square

13.11.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats my (well my companies) building! i have been there a few times :)

13.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a continuation of last nights fuckery.....

Turns out the piece thats broken is completely out of stock in the UK, is only made in the Ukraine and russia and has been on back order since June......

07.11.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally made it home, had to get a taxi for everyone as even though they knew there were 4 people they sent out a small 2 person flatbed...... So that's 8 and a half hrs from first breakdown to getting home.

07.11.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's now 01:55, I have been left stranded by the AA for 8 hours, and still no closer to home

07.11.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's now been pushed back to half 1 with them asking "can I wait till morning?" no I fucking can't, I have 2 children in the car!

07.11.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is just fucking ridiculous

07.11.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AA are a fucking joke. 6 hours delay in recovering an undriveable car.
Job marked as completed even though there was no one on site. All with a 3 year old and an autistic 9 year old both having meltdowns. Were now apparently priority with an eta of 00:30....... It's 22:00

06.11.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a good night chillaxing, got some good booze and chillin.

been a while, so AMA :)

18.10.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, is my sons first model, i'm just applying the varnish layer to seal the decals and make it a bit more knock-resistant before we hang it up in his room :)

15.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A feeling I know all too well ๐Ÿ˜…

15.10.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seriously this has happened more times than i care to admit, and the amount of stress it causes each time is monumental, especially as a senior i tend to be in the middle of them as both a coordinator and a fixer๐Ÿ˜…

12.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P1 Incident No logs

12.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree ๐Ÿ˜

05.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tonight I drink out of a glass that is older than both of my sons put together ๐Ÿ˜…

Cheers!

05.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel your pain, i really do. Had to take a day off short notice due to burnout today.

we should get t-shirts with "I Told You So!!!" written on them

02.10.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I miss you both too, if you're ever back in the UK and down Yeovil way (we have multiple military bases here) you're always more than welcome to stay at casa del code :)

05.09.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

orky borky codey on da reeeediooooo ๐ŸŽต

05.09.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urgh...... Kids are back to school again today, which means waking up at the arse end of stupid o'clock to make sure they're up, breakfasted and ready ๐Ÿฅฑ

03.09.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, apparently the same pipe burst in November last year (before we moved in) and took a few days to fix ๐Ÿคฆ

29.08.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Brown raccoon fursuit head

Brown raccoon fursuit head

Brown raccoon head, now finished ๐Ÿ˜ Made for a client who is going to turn him into a Rocket Raccoon cosplay!

With this batch of fursuits finished, I am now officially OPENED FOR COMMISSIONS for 2026! Interested? Check out the information on my website (www.akelataka.com) or contact me ๐Ÿ˜

28.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1329    ๐Ÿ” 262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

The sheer irony of there finally being water from the sky (sorely needed) and yet no water from my taps due to a burst water main in town is not lost on me ๐Ÿ˜… #Yeovil

29.08.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an absolutely massive happy birthday to the foxiest of floofs @foxamoore.bsky.social :) i hope you have a great one!!!

25.08.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spent the past 4 days trimming my bush.....

I can finally see the shed ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.08.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It are birthday? Hap birf!

Seriously though, hope you have a great one dude!

09.08.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks dude, it really means a lot :)

07.08.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accomplished and very sore...... Sorecomplished ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.08.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am hot, sweaty and sore after this weekend but that's another good 10-15m sq of the garden that's been reclaimed from brambles, bushes and bindweed! Filled up at least 3 green wheelie bins worth and a garden sack just today.

That and completely reorganised the shed so it can be used as a shed.

03.08.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is your current tipple of choice?

01.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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