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Jen, you never have to worry about getting brain cancer 😂

24.03.2025 06:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A tab for me

24.03.2025 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do you get brain cancer when you don’t have a brain?

24.03.2025 06:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought you had to have a brain to get brain cancer

24.03.2025 05:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yank here. I can’t argue with you.

24.03.2025 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He’s not really part Cherokee Indian.
He didn’t fight in the Civil War.
He’s just Eugene Isaac Alvarez.
We feel sorry for the wall.”

13.02.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Um, excuse me—eine kleine WHAT music? This is not what I signed up for.

12.02.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was gonna post something, but never mind.

12.02.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’ve already started that

28.01.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can tell it’s AI because those clothes seem to fit him.

28.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A short statue of a man wearing a beanie and a green shirt. He seems chill.

A short statue of a man wearing a beanie and a green shirt. He seems chill.

I’m a pretty hopeful, positive person considering how awful and dumb and hopeless and unfair and relentless and . . . what was I saying?

05.12.2024 01:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope the CEO sleeps restlessly tonight.

05.12.2024 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

28.11.2024 10:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.

Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.

28.11.2024 03:14 — 👍 8760    🔁 918    💬 248    📌 121

Same

25.11.2024 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure about this. They tend not to learn.

25.11.2024 01:52 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A breakfast sandwich on English muffin with two bites taken out. The bite marks have been outlined with sriracha.

A breakfast sandwich on English muffin with two bites taken out. The bite marks have been outlined with sriracha.

Did you know that breakfast sandwich?

25.11.2024 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/did:...

24.11.2024 03:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Omg

24.11.2024 04:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Palm oil isn’t a seed oil, though.

24.11.2024 04:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if god was a girl who didn’t exist

23.11.2024 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cute baby bunny, also called a kit, sits cutely above a caption that says, “I am at my limit.”

A cute baby bunny, also called a kit, sits cutely above a caption that says, “I am at my limit.”

I accidentally saw a headline today.

22.11.2024 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah, this raccoon would be a big step up. ⬆️

21.11.2024 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, man, but yes all his act is crazy.

21.11.2024 06:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A raccoon in a tree next to a parking lot. It’s daytime.

A raccoon in a tree next to a parking lot. It’s daytime.

I made a new friend today. He said he can probably come to my birthday party in July but he needs to check his schedule first.

21.11.2024 06:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow, this is a super hateful post, pls delete

21.11.2024 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wibh there was an edit button

21.11.2024 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No

18.11.2024 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Stand! I was 12 or 13.

18.11.2024 08:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I saw that too. Crazy.

18.11.2024 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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