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Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to say, "10 years of Gravity Falls"

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to show a gnome throwing up a rainbow.

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to show the mystery shack from Gravity Falls.

This is why living on the waterfront in Seattle is the tits, random Sunday night drone show! Fans of Gravity Falls might enjoy this.

...okay you're not wrong, but jesus fucking christ all i wanna do is punch this man

god, @demonenki.bsky.social and I have been watching ER from the 90s, how was THIS the role that got our mothers' generation of women crazy about George Fucking Clooney??? 🤨

every episode makes us wanna throttle him more 😒

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

much preferred over coleslaw, thank you

t boy tradition states i must wash it down with a gallon of sweet tea

blood sugar/a1c: nicely controlled

urge to decimate a rotisserie chicken solo in the costco parking lot: UNCONTROLLABLE

I did my testosterone shot this week for the first time in like a month and let me tell you, the T and the Ozempic are FIGHTING over my appetite right now lmao

I forgot what the T hunger was like oops

Are you telling me the guy who bankrupted a casino blew up all the oil and caused an energy crisis

the problem with singing in a Muppet's voice is that you really gotta Kermit to the bit

we're very normal in this house, where The Pitt is "Hopital Show" and ER is "Baby No Robby"

Update: only Hardcovers and CFFT books left!

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no I did not misspell "hospital" by mistake, we are actively destroying the autocorrect on my phone

we're very normal in this house, where The Pitt is "Hopital Show" and ER is "Baby No Robby"

It's called Fellowship of the Ring bc you're meant to ship all those fellows.

promise? c:

the problem with singing in a Muppet's voice is that you really gotta Kermit to the bit

the French have historically had some really good solutions for this particular problem

permission

"water no up" is fucking killing me lmao

The splinters were 100% worth it

PRECISELY, THANK YOU

I MISS COOL 80S/90S PLAYGROUNDS MADE OF WOOD AND TRACTOR TIRES

When the top part of the flowchart is itself a high friction task (like looking at like 12 nearly identical trash cans and determining which is The Best Pick) you end up with these backwards situations where you put off a 5 minute task for months bc you didn't do the multi-hour prerequisite

One of the hard things about AuDHD is that your brain comes up with an optimal flowchart for how a task should go and then refuses to do the later steps until you do the prerequisites

For example: I couldn't start flossing regularly until I bought a new bathroom trash can

Smut is art.

Look I know the Bluesky team hates furries but fucking up image uploads to reduce the tide of lovingly made smut is ridiculous.