Service Hellhound 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 FE, AC

y'all my himbo ass forgot to take these goddamn shorts off before I put on jeans to leave the house 💀💀💀

and i only realized it just now after getting back home

they sure did goop that man

I did my makeup and put on a cute fit for a date to go see Iron Lung, that means I'm not depressed anymore, right? That's how it works, right???

mind your own fucking business about the state of my bathroom mirror while you're at it 😤

if you don't like fat boys in slutty little shorts, stay the fuck out of my DMs, thanks ✌️

and consensual pain 🎵

Is it from Demeter Fragrances, by any chance? 💛 I love their single-note rollers; I used to keep their gardenia with me when I was more into feminine scents.

Let's kick off a full month of Made-To-Order-Magic at 20% off, shall we? It also happens to be Squidly Co's 4th Birthday Today! 🎉🙌💙 #dongsky #customs

I wanna PET THAT FRIEND

A life restoration and a skull reconstruction of the fossil mammal Eoconodon in a museum case, a roughly dog or weasel-like carnivore

Eoconodon! You may remember them from the end of The Last Days of the Dinosaurs.

This German shepherd-size mammal lived about 680,000 years after the impact that closed the Age of Dinosaurs, an early member of an ancient carnivorous group called mesonychids. Plus they’re super cute. 🧪

I just bought Fire Red 👀✨️ Let's be nearly-40 Poké Pals~

whoa that's a a lot of Kingdom Hearts o_o

I Dislike The Events

I hear trash compactors give great hugs, though

"president Trump's fitful cycles of lashing out," like he's just a troubled teen who needs a hug

do tell 👀✨️

(I did not sell my kidney, only a very tiny piece of it for science)

((my kidneys aren't worth that much anyway))

(((I have chronic kidney disease, you don't want my kidneys)))

not me getting my kidney money and going "ooo, Kingdom Hearts on the Switch 👀👀👀"

I am such an adult

large semi-aquatic reptilian predator who takes his time and does his research before planning his financial future

call that an investi-gator

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Black History Month may be ending, but please don’t forget to listen to and be kind to the Black people in your life year round. Much like queer pride must be year round, supporting our Black comrades must be too. ❤️

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Yes, perfect 💛

maybe they'll get saved from the cyberattack by a breakdancing kemono suiter

We just watched the latest episode and I'm mad I didn't think of this lmao

Loops have been a game changer for me. I opted for the multi-setting version and they've prevented a lot of meltdowns (and hearing damage at concerts). Cannot recommend them enough because I, too, am Too Old For This Shit (and far too neurodivergent)

Can we not Clayton Act this sorta shit? I know we’re all in love with this new era of robber barons but Standard Oil But Make It Television is just a shitty pitch. Tired of the 2020s copying the 1920s already.

lowkey disappointed this wasn't a bacon related vore bit 😔😔😔