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we need to reform the calendar again. we literally made up the system we can change it, theres no rules against it

✨THIS STARTS TODAY! SEE YOU THERE! ✨

my mom and i are moving on short notice and short funds...
❤️ SO I'M STARTING UP A MOVE-A-THON! ❤️
i'd like to make things easier on her financially... and YOU can help us!
️‼️ STREAMS STARTING TOMORROW ‼️

they've actually discovered that 90% of ALL alternate universes in the spiderverse are baman piderman. no one mentions this becauae theyre mean to baman piderman for no rrason.

had this stuck in my head all day at work

HAMMOND: [voiceover] meanwhile, over two hundred thousand miles above the earth, james' spaceship flies steady on

JAMES MAY: we're finally moonbound gents

JAMES MAY'S SPACESHIP: *immediately sputters out, james now hurtling through the vast unknowable infinite*

JAMES MAY: cock

McDonald's drive-thru: Oh I almost forgot, here's a straw for your drink sir!

Man who was breast-fed into his 30s: Uhhhh... *tsk* Do you have like, a nipple I could drink this through instead? 😬

looks like strong sad

bsky.app/profile/chor...

I feel we need to remind everyone that this all started just a few days ago, we haven't even been calling for a week and they're already at the "Hanging up because they can't take it anymore" stage.
Keep calling

if you call and they hang up on you, call back and immediately say you want to escalate to a supervisor because you were just hung up on. you don't even need to say any other details, just that you were hung up on and need to escalate

In summary:

- This call campaign needs to last at least a month
- As many calls as possible, so bring your friends
- Make sure each call lasts as long as possible
- Each time you make a call, mention it's not the first time you've called about this

"hollywood" hulk hogan is in the news once again

www.mastercard.com/global/en/vi... lists numbers for corporate offices, I don't know a good script but I would say a decent thing to say is that you want Mastercard to stop doing censorship by fiat. I'd also suggest that if you have a big following, to pressure any journalists in tech to speak up

deltarune ch.7 asriel dreemurr teenage design (leaked) (real)

do you want to play horace with me

or something in which the subject matter is perfectly congruent but the commentator keeps making allusions to currwnt events

first video that came to mind was hbomberguys plagiarism video. or something with an equal amount of modern context that just doesn't exist in like. 2004. really funny to me

planets so choked with debris in their atmosphere it effectively isolates them from the rest of the universe. the screws and discarded shells of ancient spacecraft turn the planet into a coffin.

ouuuuggghhh I ffucked upppppppppp

oops im late
#makeaterriblecomicday2025

PENN ARCADE 2 - GUITAR HERO 3: LEGENDS OF ROCK

drawn on the clock

#makeaterriblecomicday2025
#myart #pennredd #comic

please give me money on kofi so I can keep making shit like this and not die ty ily

WOOAAAHHHH new stickers!!!!!
Take your fucking meds
ko-fi.com/hotpinkcolla...

I updated my ko-fi commission prices! If you would like to buy art from me, i recommend visiting this page <3

full painting - 150
character drawing - 70
b+w/simple color character sketch - 25

(more examples on webpage) ko-fi.com/sewerchick/c...

this is what you end up making the first time you play garry's mod. you don't really know what you're doing yet

really beautiful work! have you ever thought about doing prints? i think it would be badass to have a poster of this

illustrated fanart of the game Deltarune, specifically chapter 4. Old Man Gerson- a turtle-man with a cane, missing eye, and wearing your typical old man jacket, scarf, loafers and a cap. Beside him is Susie, a purple monster girl with long hair and a studded punk outfit, looking dejected as she listens to his advice

anyway, here's some #deltarune fanart.