Only a spinster buys her own Kitchenaid
26.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only a spinster buys her own Kitchenaid
26.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No porn on the internet?? What’s next, sober line cooks??
20.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No matter how old you are when you start HRT, you’ll have the creeping thoughts of “man I wish I would’ve done this sooner, I would have been so much happier” but I wouldn’t be who I am now
13.09.2025 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was just so scared cause I thought my boobs were shrinking, but in fact my biceps have just gotten bigger
27.07.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh you think just cause you made this mire moisty you can loot this lake?
23.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How are you a girl now and STILL using a 3in1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
23.07.2025 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nyan/11 - never forget 😿
25.04.2025 22:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Knotting in the train station?
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Happy Wednesday
20.03.2025 01:47 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Cat and a dog in a hot car with the windows up and our favorite music is NOT playing 😭
17.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My sister is so gorgeous 💕
17.03.2025 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m a puppy through and through 🫡
17.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listening to jenuine opinion on the back porch call that sipping a Jen and Tana
16.03.2025 23:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dyke at the bar in a cutoff muscle tee saying “Cunting Season”
13.03.2025 01:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you gotten your Ides of March C-section yet?
12.03.2025 19:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mashing my shit crazy style
10.03.2025 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Watch out for the furry baker, she’ll get you with her dough knot
06.03.2025 18:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna be gooning in Appalachia
05.03.2025 04:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fortnite just calls the dolls
25.02.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turned my girlfriend into a pro Fortnite gamer like me
25.02.2025 20:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Oh no, Madonna turned her to stone :(
22.02.2025 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not saying she’s unoriginal, but if she were an industrial adhesive she’d be B-7000.
21.02.2025 03:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Photos taken 9 hours apart by @autumnfallz.bsky.social
16.02.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hi 👋 hello 👋 we’re having weather
16.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
New show alert!!
Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!
Sometimes you need a good rot day
13.02.2025 08:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just a girl and her collection of rags and side towels stolen from every restaurant job
10.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the bay windows straight jorking it
04.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There sure are a lot of dead birds in this mine
02.02.2025 17:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do yall like your donut with the clit left in or taken out?
26.01.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0