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@pugsofwar.bsky.social

He/him. LARPer, leftist, nerd, purveyor of puns.

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Man, what a great day when no one of any value to the wrestling industry has died!

24.07.2025 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hulk Hogan Was A Racist Scab, And Now He's Dead Oh well.

Hulk Hogan Was A Racist Scab, And Now He's Dead
www.wonkette.com/p/hulk-hogan...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

24.07.2025 20:39 — 👍 224    🔁 52    💬 6    📌 5

Science!

The only open question is whether the boys need to be in town to be affected by the milkshake's boy-gravity.

17.04.2025 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The boys are a prerequisite to cracking open a cold one, but cold ones have no inherent boy-drawing power. Milkshakes, on the other hand, are well-documented to bring ALL the boys to the yard.

I think the answer is self-evident.

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Mood

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The only way to fly

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This is Oreo. He is not ready to wake up yet. Please put the blanket back before we call the FBI. 12/10

27.03.2025 15:31 — 👍 5824    🔁 480    💬 87    📌 46
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POV: Your state is increasing the police budget again.

26.03.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a small, tan, scruffy dog is perched on the back of a senior golden retriever. Bella the little pup, has her paws placed on Hank the golden's forehead, pushing his skin down so his eyes are closed. Bella's tongue is out and her eyes are wide. seems like she's preparing for a treat, and Hank is used to the arrangement.

a small, tan, scruffy dog is perched on the back of a senior golden retriever. Bella the little pup, has her paws placed on Hank the golden's forehead, pushing his skin down so his eyes are closed. Bella's tongue is out and her eyes are wide. seems like she's preparing for a treat, and Hank is used to the arrangement.

This is Bella and Hank. They have a commensal relationship in which Bella benefits and Hank neither benefits nor is harmed. 13/10 for both

26.03.2025 17:06 — 👍 14642    🔁 1080    💬 208    📌 67

Nothing has ever made me more viscerallu upset than this presentation.

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a basset hound sits on a carpeted floor and looks at the camera impatiently. he is holding his empty metal food bowl in his mouth and staring directly at you, so he’s really making his demands quite clear. his jowl flaps up along the edge of the bowl on one side. there’s a little extra white fur around his face and at the tips of his ears because he’s a senior pup.

a basset hound sits on a carpeted floor and looks at the camera impatiently. he is holding his empty metal food bowl in his mouth and staring directly at you, so he’s really making his demands quite clear. his jowl flaps up along the edge of the bowl on one side. there’s a little extra white fur around his face and at the tips of his ears because he’s a senior pup.

This is Snoopy. He knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

08.03.2025 17:11 — 👍 10056    🔁 602    💬 129    📌 25
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Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.

well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...

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a dachshund puppy sits on a concrete floor nervously chewing his cheek. his eyes are wide, his feet tiny. an enormous tennis ball, taller than he is, takes up the right half of the photo.

a dachshund puppy sits on a concrete floor nervously chewing his cheek. his eyes are wide, his feet tiny. an enormous tennis ball, taller than he is, takes up the right half of the photo.

This is Leo. And that’s a regular-sized tennis ball. He’d like to know when he’ll be big enough to catch it. 12/10 soon, buddy

06.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 13233    🔁 1056    💬 270    📌 116
a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Simplified design of a leopard who is ready to eat some faces. The text reads "May you get everything you deserve"

Simplified design of a leopard who is ready to eat some faces. The text reads "May you get everything you deserve"

Getting a bit in my feelings with the #Leopards.

04.02.2025 16:22 — 👍 9352    🔁 2790    💬 36    📌 24
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Objectively me

04.02.2025 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Considering which plane they're replacing, I'm actually ok with this.

31.01.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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