molly priddy

he hates the military so much, man. it’s palpable in the baseball cap, the stacking of the dead in sprinter vans.

he thinks they’re losers, not worth flags at half staff like charlie kirk.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

it’s all so much worse when you factor in that he gets off to violence.

bird of my feather

autistic women who grew up in the late80s/early 90s, how long did your Loreena McKennitt phase last

how short is markwayne mullin and why are there so many of these tiny lil angry guys in this admin

the “secretary of war” at the “department of war” told his “warfighters” to rain “death and destruction” but this is not a war ok so this can’t be a war crime just warfighters NOT doing war

i can’t handle israel suddenly crying about international law

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

“free speech”

kristi noem’s husband sitting behind her at the congressional hearings where she’s talking about the luxury bonin’ jet she’s got with her lover feels….like something i didn’t consent to being part of

our secretary of war from the department of war says his warfighters are not dying in a “war,” technically.

what’s the real body count

alpha male podcasters to the frontlines

these dumb cunts still having jobs after decades of being wrong should tell you something about the strings and pulling them etc.

dude launched a war from his country club and then said “it is what it is 🤷🏼 “ about current and future american soldier casualties and then spent his time addressing the public about his DRAPERY.

the drapes. that he chose.

imagine being a military general and getting the memo that the alcoholic fox news host in charge of you is sending your forces to die in something called Operation Epic Fury.

how humiliating.

massage therapist receptionist: “ok they’re ready for you now!”

me, draining the relaxing rosehip tea and slamming my mug on table: “take me to your strongest woman.”

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

turns out the pedophiles running the country don’t care about the welfare of children

Board of Peace is here to eat your children with its very first war

get your commemorative Board of Peace First War©️ gold* coin today for only $4,999!

*it’s not gold you moron

Operation It’s Not About Epstein Ok Stop Saying It’s About Epstein

they’re gonna chew through your children one way or another.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

accidentally ending up in christian heaven bc i’ve been singing sister act songs in my head for 30 years

oh man, my heart breaks for her.

oh my god mary cosby’s son, robert jr. died. oh my god. oh no.

Purity test is shorthand for “you care about the people I have already decided are expendable.”