Scottpocalypse

I like this but I don’t _like_ this.

I can't believe the majority of adult Pokemon fans don't remember a world before Pokemon existed.

My partner has this nighttime face cream that - to me, anyway - has a bit of a toasted bread and cheese scent. Wonderful smell! But she hasn’t taken kindly to me calling her PizzaFace and I don’t understand why…

Y’know, I sometimes think back to my first real relationship and how after a year of dating I never could get a straight answer on what their last name was.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Did they really start that Pokemon Direct trying to bring back Hit Clips?

Hmm, they never specify the size of the tacos nor the size of the beers…

A coworker estimated my age about seven years younger than I actually am so I’ll be spending the rest of today voguing to the bathroom mirror every chance I get.

Just finished a rewatch of Madoka Magica, show was peak then and it’s peak now

BAFTA and BBC Let the N-Word Air on Tape Delay — Michael B. Jordan, Delroy Lindo, the Tourette’s Community and Viewers Deserve an Apology A Tourette’s-related outburst of the N-word aired during the BAFTAs despite tape delay. Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo are owed an apology.

I think this article (from a black man and a father to a child with similar disabilities) is a good take on the incident.
variety.com/2026/film/aw...

A CANCON THEME PARK

"Brennan Lee Mulligan Asks Hank Green How to Fly - Ask Hank Anything Animated" is live! ❤️ 🔗
youtu.be/dqqT6r568rY

Yeesssss can’t wait to see it.

No one talks about how hard it is to go from being “good at drawing for your age” to “Adult lacking social skills with bad posture”

Screenshot from the Onion with the headline If We Expand The Land, There Will Be No More Room For Water Pokemon And It Will Ruin The Environment vs. No It Won’t

So far, this is my understanding of Pokemon Emerald's main story

“If only they could have known”

Hadn’t heard of it until now and instantly cannot wait to see it

I’ve been secretly quoting Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law for decades and nobody at work has ever picked up on it, it’s the little ways we rebel amirite

I got a new pair of jeans that are a little baggy and feel like what I wore a lot in college and I’m starting to make them my whole personality.

the worst people in the world are capitalizing on a tragedy to further their own ideology, and it is sad and scary to see how quickly this was taken and weaponized against trans people, while the very real victims of this shooting are simply an afterthought.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

“You gotta be around us more often, you get more love that way” I say to my cat, as I get set up for a quiet night in with no other plans on the horizon.

yes, american idiot, a song and album about the unchecked and illegal jingoism of george w bush is not political at all

Saw an interview with a Batman writer/artist team and the artist said he’d been given meticulous notes and sketches for what the writer wanted on the page and he threw them away immediately, to avoid “poisoning his mind.” That phrase really stuck with me.

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

I note saying that I believe that even if you think you have no artistic skill, I'd rather see your effort than your A.I.

In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:

Imagine a world where the Raimi Spider-Man movies kept going and in the story more and more people kept seeing Peter with his mask off until effectively all of New York knows what he looks like except Jameson? And they all just kinda keep quiet because they know it makes him mad?