Maisie

feed me fries and tell me im pretty🍟💗✨

what do you mean i can’t crawl into your rib cage i thought you liked me

Strength is fighting the urge to message someone "are you mad at me" when you know everything should be fine. Your anxiety is just being a jerk. 😭

Finally… It’s February…

Sometimes I ask myself “Self? What the fuck?” And myself is like “Fuck if I know.” Then I’m like “Bruh.” And myself is like “I know, right?” And we laugh and laugh, then cry in the fetal position.

Preview of a sticker design of a cat sitting angrily at a computer. The caption reads "born to be evil, forced to work"

Born to be evil forced to work

you have two options. we stay together forever or i haunt you for eternity. either way you’re not getting rid of me <3

sharpening my canines (getting ready for a date)

there’s a little gremlin following me around and trying to get me to smoke a cigarette

Literally me if anybody cares 🥰

I want a sugar daddy but without the daddy

I think i could be trusted with a Death Note

I'm so excited for sims 2. 🥰I'm been asking for this for years. its my favorite sims game. move over sims 4😠

A photo of the game Sims 4 on my computer monitor

Imagine hating me but I’m just in my own little world playing The Sims

This is me 24/7 I'm a professional yapper when I talk about The Sims, especially The Sims 2! #thesims2

Reinstalling The Sims just so I can ignore life and build houses for hours.