The word commonweal gets me irrationally pissed
04.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The word commonweal gets me irrationally pissed
04.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re calling it the most epic bacon of beard sauces
04.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well there was that popular twitter account by the same name. But as far as posts? I do think you’ve broken ground here.
04.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My kink is being bad at a job, then being shamed for it
03.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My kink is being bad at a job, then being shamed for it
03.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My kink is being bad at a job and being shamed for it
03.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up sheepishly asking for a new wetransfer link from the client
03.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2Like, wtg Molly!
03.03.2026 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*fewer fish 🐠
03.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A wide eyed light brown Tonkinese cat gripping a large orange fish plush
A wide eyed light brown Tonkinese cat gripping a large orange fish plush
A wide eyed light brown Tonkinese cat gripping a large orange fish plush
“Now, if you teach a *cat* to fish, I’d guess the aforementioned man might have less fish.”
03.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
A wide eyed light brown Tonkinese cat gripping a large orange fish plush
A wide eyed light brown Tonkinese cat gripping a large orange fish plush
A wide eyed light brown Tonkinese cat gripping a large orange fish plush
“Now, if you teach a *cat* to fish, I’d guess the aforementioned man might have less fish.”
03.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
On the sidewalk in downtown Indy, and I was behind three dudes wearing the exact same red top, black pants, white shoes as I was
Not sure what these dudes were up to, but I also dressed for the occasion
03.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 60 Minute Man they are calling him
02.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My son D’Beetus
02.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In my sweaty palms era
02.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a stretch
02.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, loser, but that flag-humping crap to get people to support war doesn't work on anyone with more than two brain cells.
02.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 380 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 1“Sooo…is there a Maxie Wallies??”
01.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I voted for Harris, but eat shit — this ain’t it bud
01.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just walk out troops. That is the honorable option.
01.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We don’t want war. We want healthcare, a living wage and affordable housing.
01.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 318 🔁 58 💬 9 📌 2See?? They got me using crack now. I vape green crack guys. I went to the cannabis dispensary to buy crack because I enjoy it, the crack. Apparently??
01.03.2026 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those little rolls look so embarrassed and uncomfortable 🥺
01.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Troops do not deserve the massive public blowjob they've been getting for the last 25 years. They're not better Americans than the rest of us.
03.01.2026 16:22 — 👍 444 🔁 67 💬 8 📌 7Fantastic
28.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So cool, who did that for you?
28.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s illegal. Does Congressional approval mean nothing to you?
28.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Announcing Vomit 2.0, it comes out of your butt
28.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've got $20 on the first nuke going boom at 2:33 p.m. EST Sunday. Place your wagers at YouBetYerLife.gov.
28.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0