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SneasyPeasyLemonSqueezy

@sneasypeasy.bsky.social

A Sneasler who likes weird shit and plays way too much Stardew. I’d say I’m just like you, but am I, really? (any pronouns except she/her. 18+ please, i am Not normal about TADC)

17 Followers  |  24 Following  |  140 Posts  |  Joined: 07.12.2025  |  1.666

Latest posts by sneasypeasy.bsky.social on Bluesky

bacon grease > butter/oil but yall ain’t ready for that conversation

11.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it‘s time for popcorn discourse

11.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we need an abstragedy zine

11.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Knew it. Do you have a source? I believe it, but without one, Dad won’t.

11.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The MAGA crowd: Thanks! But only to people we don’t like, right?

11.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dad says Trump’s been “vindicated“ because a “trusted sheriff” said he was the one who turned in Epstein. Wonder how much money he paid the guy to say that?

11.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well said. I don’t think truer words have ever been spoken. I feel the same, but I couldn’t dream of wording it as well as you did.

11.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what religiously-raised repressed queer needs to hear this today, but you should be attracted to the person you marry

10.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

do you ever feel
like a seal
drifting through the water
wanting to swim

10.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They do say love is blind.

10.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell to the fucking to the yes.

10.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Trump’s America, all of us are equal, but some of us are more equal than others.

10.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my favorite candy is marshmallows, specifically marshmallows that have been left out for a while so they’re a bit harder. the texture of those is the SHIT

10.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who wouldn’t be fixed by it?

10.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As one does after a bad day

10.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trump reminds me of a certain black and white fictional hog, and ICE of the dogs that flanked him.

10.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FUCKING FINALLY

09.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s okay goosey loosey we get it

09.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mom got a puppy a while ago and yes, it’s exactly like having a dog.

09.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy sneasler sunday to all who celebrate (but if you don’t then what are you even doing)

01.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

to all ai “artists”: start running. i am going to shit yourself

08.02.2026 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Queer folks are Trump’s whipping boys—he misbehaves, and we unwillingly take the punishment in his stead. It really goes to show that he’s not truly a president; he’s a king, and not the good kind.

08.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a cartoon character says i love sneasler saturday ALT: a cartoon character says i love sneasler saturday
08.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tumblr user isuggestforcefem has a suggestion.

07.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Knowing America, I don’t think that’s true, but I really wish it was.

07.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I ate an ENTIRE lemon without flinching ONCE.” (He did, a lot, but nobody needs to know that)

07.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like uzi dod that one time when she was turned into a crow

07.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what if you spooked martlet so badly she laid an egg

07.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

everyone draw a fat sneasler now

07.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coach Dick would eat a whole lemon solely for the bragging rights

07.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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