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This seems fine.

Ah man. So sorry to hear this.

I barely find time to make the bed…yet here you are making soup while producing dancefloor bangers, left, right and centre

‘Have you considered roller blading there Sir?’

Indeed, always very much an afterthought.

Neither the train companies or the airlines give an ounce of consideration for their actual customers.

Oh mate.

Leave the bike, ‘borrow’ the sign. Would make a tremendous but impractical postcard.

This is the most LinkedIn, Jake Humphrey, motivational lifestyle influencer bullshit I have ever read.

Good to meet you last night. Hope you had a good one?

I’ve not had a chance to listen, but his B2B with Wallace from last year is supposed to be excellent. It’s up on SoundCloud or Mixcloud.

Glad you enjoyed! Love the venue and thought the music last night was bang on.

Lets check in on a celebrity Chelsea fan HOLY HELLS WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE?

This is a picture of a dry place. Only one thing on Earth is dryer - Marc’s breakfast.

Fair, still some way to go for me. Hopefully (taxi willing) home by 6 (ish).

Ah man. My heart is full. What a night. So good to see you and hope you have a safe journey home and that you are not going to be under the weather.

Ha ha ha.

There’s a good few decent West Ham chaps on here.

Apologies also to my West Ham followers.

With apologies to my Spurs pals on here, I can find humour in each outcome. I also look at which club is the most competent and hope that they drop. Incredibly, that’s Forest.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

Forest for me. Fuck that club.

Absolutely.

Well, that’s my disguise ruined.

I can’t put it any better than this. Thinking of you Lynne.

a woman is playing a video game on a computer while holding a blue object . Alt: Big sunglasses

Me at 6am….

YouTube video by £3 Meal Deal Benny Hill Music Blasted In Background During Tory Interview After Boris Johnson Resigns

As pointed out by @ash-cpfc.bsky.social, I missed a massive trick not playing the Benny Hill music out loud on my phone.

youtu.be/lYEdTcBcNeI?...

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