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Guest column | I’m a computer scientist. Here’s how we should help aging parents with technology. As the tech industry shifts toward artificial intelligence agents and generative user interfaces, helping loved ones use digital tools will become more difficult.

My MIL, sans context, passive aggressively sent this to my spouse, their brother, and me. Not my SIL, of course. I’m so tired of boomer narcissists. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

09.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure Congress would like to hear more about that Pete.

09.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sabotage being on wzlx feels like a personal attack.

07.03.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy album-versary, my friend!

06.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But can we talk about Captain Janeway making cellphone use look absolutely smoldering?

06.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was just a year ago? It feels like both yesterday and 84 long years ago.

06.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I remember that I was alive at the sane time as Boston band Gangsta Bitch Barbie and I just think that’s really neat.

05.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

05.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 956    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

Wake me up when Trump fires Stephen Miller. Until then, nothing changes.

05.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cousin misgendering my kid kind of breaks my heart. We don’t have much of a relationship because different coasts and family issues, but we’re friendly. See each other once a year/briefly talk on insta folk. But we had kids at the same time and we talked for a bit. Just kinda sucks.

03.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
First MUZZY Commercial - Je Suis La Jeune Fille!
YouTube video by Muzzy First MUZZY Commercial - Je Suis La Jeune Fille!

Got my kid to say β€œherbs de Provence” so obviously im playing this on loop in my head: youtu.be/Prg_SVBfFWw?...

26.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Milkshake puck

25.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5004    πŸ” 723    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 22
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The dual-branded Applebee’s/IHOP concept makes its U.S. debut Parent company Dine Brands is targeting at least 12 more domestic dual-branded models this year

I’m at the Applebees
I’m at the ihop
I’m at the combination Applebees and ihop

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25.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My kid was calling the daddy doll β€œgrammie” and I started to correct them, but I stopped myself and just said β€œthis is your pretend play. The doll is whoever you say it is.” My kid is 2.5 and doesn’t need my throwing up artificial barriers to enjoying existence any sooner than is necessary.

24.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The single best thing I’ve done since my well before my kid was born was work on finding all episodes of Sesame Street, reading rainbow, and Mr Rogers for my local media server. We don’t watch much tv, but for now, the classics work well!

23.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re in a lull here in Marlborough for a bit. But that wind sure is howling still.

23.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The X-Files’ Reboot Casts Danielle Deadwyler to Star, Ryan Coogler to Direct Hulu has officially greenlit a pilot to revive the classic UFO series, with the 'Sinners' filmmaker writing and directing.

I love that Coogler is such a giant nerd that he’s using the Sinners clout to remake the show he watched as a kid.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/r...

23.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pour one out for all the national weatherpeople having to do cold reads of Massachusetts town names

22.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

Definitely expecting to lose it soon myself. Battery backups and backup battery backups are ready! Fire place ready to go. Hope y’all are safe cozy at home!

23.02.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weather is happening in Marlborough.

23.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is time.

23.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have engaged the Blizzard.
*cue Ron jones score*

23.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, the 9yo ain’t wrong

16.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have strayed so far from the light of the gods

16.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time chuck schumer texts me for more money, I throw my phone through another wall. Don’t know how many times I need to unsub!

13.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big β€œEyes in the dark. One moon circles.” Vibes this week on Starfleet Academy

12.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine if literally one (1) of the assembled journalists pushed back on this for even one second

12.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tears: the White Feminist Patriarchy Bootlicker's last weapon.

Pathetic.

12.02.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way

09.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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