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@cmbpol.bsky.social

Leading conservative voice. Coiner of the term β€˜the Ezra Klein of it all’ Perpetual line cook. More correcter than u

26 Followers  |  70 Following  |  146 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2025  |  1.9217

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I think it’s cool that guys like Alex Jones have been proven right. There are indeed political and media leaders in close connection (at best) with pedophiles whose policies include the rounding up of Americans whose presence here threatens the ruling class. Just turned out to be the other side huh

15.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@drmitchpdx.bsky.social I have borsch (no T) for you. Served with smetana, dill, and pampushky with garlic butter. We’re waiting for you.

30.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuine question β€” Why didn’t Biden release the files?

28.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checkmate leftoids, the feds have now arrested one of our worst transplants

23.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think these are neat β€” sorry for getting political

18.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else Noticing the Pattern lately?

18.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That being said, we have a delightful chilled beet soup called kohlodnik on rn

07.10.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re putting borscht back on the menu again soon, would be honored with your appraisal πŸ™

07.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Horseshoe theory strikes again

04.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wading into Durbin controversy, Pope Leo shows himself attuned to US debates "Someone who says, 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in favor of the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life." the pontiff said.

Leo continued: "Someone who says, 'I'm against abortion but I'm in favor of the death penalty,' is not really pro-life. Someone who says, 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in favor of the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life."

01.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Only 1/12th of a herring was hurt in the creation of this masterpiece, the world’s littlest shuba. Come brave the war ravaged streets of SE 11th if you dare and eat this!

01.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send my your address we’re gonna fight

25.09.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best thing about working at Kachka is that we have the Mandate of Heaven

25.09.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh also, if your restaurant is going to fail because of a street food market, you picked the wrong field. Go put away the Sysco order in your filthy walk in.

23.09.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uhhhh looks like someone did a thing. Kimmel is back and my millennial former gifted kid heart is so full rn!! #relatable

23.09.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every other city has stuff like it. Leaving Aska or Elven Madison Park in NYC, I had food available. Leaving Maaemo in Oslo, I had at least a 7/11. Noma had a hot dog cart right outside to feed the 20 or so unpaid interns. Street food is peak line cook culture

22.09.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, come to Kachka for some fish

22.09.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been the grimiest of line cooks all my life, and there is nothing I want more after 200 covers and 10 hours than a solid falafel or hot dog. Food carts constantly disappoint and have been relegated to places and times so inconvenient as to render them inconsequential. Give me a 2 AM hot dog

22.09.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m overwhelmingly in favor of @drmitchpdx.bsky.social proposition to allow more street food in Portland. The DOH here doesn’t mess around, so that’s solid. I’d like to see a block of old town turned into a street food market a la Yaowarat Rd in Bangkok

22.09.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@grok what’s the frequency of fentanyl in Finland

22.09.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOTR/Hobbit are quintessentially Catholic works of art and if you try to take them away from me there’s gonna be another crusade

22.09.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that anyone in the western canon could write better than Tolkien is absolutely asinine, on par with the idea that Martin thought he could surpass him

22.09.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has the Oregonian editorial board heard about the hot dog thing?

21.09.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don’t make me defend jimmy kimmel

19.09.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an album in my photos called Election Night that consists mainly of Angie’s crashout over Wilson’s victory. She’s been a hater from the get go.

18.09.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lot of you are doing the meme this week

18.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She launched into a tirade defending Jessie Burke (literally no one brought her up) on one of my posts and I felt like replying with this

16.09.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Praying for the soul of Tyler Robinson

13.09.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re: not drinking the kool aid or I’m out - perhaps. My tent is big enough to include people who don’t think they’re in my tent, if that makes sense (hope so!)

13.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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