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Me too. Thinking about going to jail, going to camp, being scared stupid etc.

30.09.2023 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I may have just caught this place on a bad day. On its best day, I bet it is about as good as most donair shops. The biggest bummer is that I really dig Quiznos and just wish it was still a Quiznos.

30.09.2023 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The crinkle cuts were also burnt, but somehow, the gravy and burnt fries weren't enough to properly melt the shredded mozza, despite being in a metal container.

30.09.2023 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The guy working handed me my food. The donair was the same as any other, except the meat was burnt in the way things burn if you put them in a dry pan. The taste of burnt spread throughout my whole mouth.

30.09.2023 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Holy fuck, bro! So nice bro!"

He must have spent his entire life in a dungeon, then was tossed into the other Home Style Donair location, then dropped into this one. He has only seen 3 rooms. It's the only explanation.

30.09.2023 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So I'm sitting there watching a man marvel at the beauty of a shitty Quiznos while the other man struggles to make my donair and disco fries. Like, totally overwhelmed. Like when I Love Lucy worked on that chocolate factory. He hadn't even taken the other guys order until mine was done.

30.09.2023 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This was the one time every 6 months or so where I buy a donair and see if I like them yet. I always get a poutine as well, because I love shitty donair shop poutines, which aren't actually poutine, but New Jersey style disco fries.

30.09.2023 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh fuck. Holy fuck. It's beautiful in here." said the only other customer in the donair shop that used to be a Quiznos. "WHAH?", yelled the guy working there. "It's fuckin beautiful in here bro. Way nicer than your other location."

For reference, it looks a lot like a Quiznos. Just more run down.

30.09.2023 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

For years, I've told people about the time I made out with my sister's Brazilian friend, whose name was Blanka, like the Brazilain monster from Street Fighter. Only recently did someone say, "That can't be true."

I called my sister to fact-check my memory. Her name was Danielle.

29.09.2023 23:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0