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The good people of New York City should, once each, be allowed to push Andrew Cuomo down the stairs of whichever subway station has the most doo doo on the steps at that particular moment.

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

They call it Red Bull but the can is Silver. Or I guess I’ve seen blue too. Shouldn’t it be red? And the bull too? The same shade? With no outline or drop shadow? The text too

Source: Raiders player offended by Wilkins' kiss Christian Wilkins, who was released by the Raiders on Thursday, kissed a fellow player on the head and the teammate took offense to it, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

The second known instance of Christian Wilkins committing workplace sexual harassment.

Hey NYT editors I got a really cool carnival game you should try. I really think you could win this one.

If you think it’s so crazy then buy the dip my man. Your funeral

The good people of New York City should, once each, be allowed to push Andrew Cuomo down the stairs of whichever subway station has the most doo doo on the steps at that particular moment.

Now there are two drunk driving Landos

Brain Wars: The Genius Feud

“Backed by science” is a dead giveaway for a scam product

Genius move to try and goad the opposition into the insanely stupid thing they should be trying to prevent in the first place. Following up their previous genius strategy of doing literally nothing for 5 months in a row.

Wow the more I think about it the more I like it

New from the lady who brought you some stupid ass drivel about a little wizard with glasses, it’s: getting mad at everything