I Was Dude Nudity

oh no statlander started talking, so it's not hot anymore :(

in the center of a wrestling ring, three goths hold down a muscle mommy and whip her with a belt

took this picture so i could tell my gf "im normal about this"

Every hardcore guy I knew talking about the emo bands I liked in the 2000s

sign on the side of a building reading "wall p.i.v. located in back alley"

cum to the back alley in the next 90 minutes if you want some p.i.v.

everyone is their own magnum opus. if you're not being the person you think would be the coolest to be, just start learning how to do it.

everyone who Gets It is my blood, forever.

this is really exceptionally beautiful. thanks for creating yourself, if that means anything.

i stopped thinking about things i want as "fantasies" and i don't use the word anymore. they are desires, because i can have them. i don't tell myself they have to be daydreams, i just fucking bleed now.

hit me, throat me, cut me, i'll do the same to you. we can have things if we let ourselves.

Make them afraid to leave their homes.

Songs To Inject Estrogen To:
1. Nelly, "Pimp Juice"

well yeah, that's assumed

you're cumming EVERY morning? nice

hmm so my gf hooked up with some girl recently and just got a text like "i'm being admitted to inpatient, when i had you over for pasta i'd hidden a knife and was planning to murder you." excuse me

literally the only problem here is stating a number of fries instead of just giving a scoop

out here tryin to find somebody who wants to fuck me while wearing a collar look up its young sheldon

yo they got big bang theory at the gay club i gotta get out of spokane

next they gotta work in a reference to the mr rogers ride at idlewild

yeah probably the squad wizard especially

did kennywood come up because someone used "kennywood's open" to tell someone their fly was down

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

DA BURGH

shopping for a harness and it's shocking how little thought is given to where you put your dick & balls while you're fucking, you'd think that would be a top concern

im also gushing over this guy's mystery wife

if i'm mike tomlin, i'm making the halftime adjustment of succeeding on more than one third down on offense and defense combined

anarchists are famously fond of stalin, right?

you can get estrogel and a pizza in mexico delivered and i was reminded that "hrt otc" in the anglosphere is a situation where we are sad regressive regimes catching up to the rest of the free world & the mandate of democratic republicanism in this hemisphere lies not w the US but with latin america

trying to sing the song but "aaron's the captain" sticks in my craw, neil will always be the one whom runs the machine to me 🫡

Another datapoint in the “young men haven’t turned conservative the media just thinks a 55 year old guy listening to Rogan is young for unclear reasons”

pittsburghs goin to da super bowl

tbh i might as well say what it is