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it’s pronounced bagel

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No one on the Cleveland Cavaliers is seeing heaven, I hate them in a way that cannot be healthy

04.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bike bike bike

04.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I love my job but code deployments are Never The Vibe, what if I break the whole site

03.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh I wasn’t even trying to make a reference I just love sweet potatoes hahaha

03.03.2026 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sweeeeeeet potatoes

03.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some of us moved on from Brat Summer but I was not one of them

28.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why did yall gate keep slayyyter from me for so long :(

25.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Goku and James Harden emojis this month, it should be unanimous tbh

24.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My biggest contribution at work has been adding new emojis to microsoft teams

24.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How is wemby not winning the next seven mvps, this is terrifying

24.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Midwest boys go to the gym that’s for sure

21.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh look a mirror

21.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My kingdom to live somewhere with public transportation

20.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate this short mf jalen brunson

20.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Denis Villanueva’s Giedi Prime was inspired by Gaga’s Alejandro music video send tweet

16.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was Right about Cade Cunningham in a very real way, he is the love of my life

13.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My nazi tattoo answers ZERO questions about whether I have a nazi tattoo or not

13.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk sometimes you’re just horny and can’t fall sleep

13.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The fourth best song ever made is ‘End Of Line’ by Daft Punk. As a reminder, the current best songs ever list is

1. Young Metro by Metro Boomin and Future
2. Mean Girls (remix) by Charli ft Julian Casablancas
3. Jealousy by Offset ft Cardi B
4. End Of Line by Daft Punk

11.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Costco frozen cheese pizzas you will always be famous in my house during bulking szn

10.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Never met a gym mirror I didn’t like tbh

10.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we need drafts bc my thoughts need to distill for a few days before they’re ready to post, it’s an important part of the process

07.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the streets are often right

05.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Streets are saying it was pull day

04.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

don’t even think about getting off the gas. run it til they stop it. drop 60 on their heads

27.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 1103    🔁 161    💬 10    📌 8

Yes, I did believe the lions had won the game twice tonight. No, I will never know happiness again.

22.12.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Speaking this curse over everyone super setting at planet fitness

19.12.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Been cooking in the gym recently

17.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Can our water buffalo learn accuracy” is the defining question of so many coaches and GMs nowadays

14.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0