Scott Seward

i knew it...

I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.

"destined to scare the Calvins off the formalists..." !!! ???

This guy basically runs the country right now.

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I watched Hegseth today and I kept thinking: Is there anyone MORE moronic, LESS qualified, and LESS equipped to talk to veteran commanders and leaders of this country's armed forces?

And then Trump came out on stage...

simpler times...

So, now that all the Christians have ascended to heaven...can I have their stuff?

College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.

"Hey, what kind of phone is that?"
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."

oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!

I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.

There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!

This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!

I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.

YouTube video by The New Seekers - Topic Free To Be... You And Me

I don't know if I've met a "Radical Left" before. I've met some registered Democrats in the past. Some of them were definitely sus as far as how much Americana they listened to. But even I have some pie in the sky "equality for everyone" skeletons in my closet.
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A fun game is to see how many words or sentences are devoted to descriptions or critiques of the visuals/cinematography in a New York Times movie review. I'll give you an example. Here is what I found in the ENTIRE review of *The Long Walk* printed in today's paper. Ready? "washed-out images".

Me and my pals Chuck Eddy, Douglas Wolk, Mark Sinker, Greil Marcus, George Smith, Frank Kogan and others writing in the Voice a week after 9/11. The only time in my life that I couldn't listen to music.

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This popped up on my Youtube and after I stopped screaming I realized what my vision of hell was. Me in a room with these two guys talking and the undead voice of Johnny Cash singing Nine Inch Nails on a loop for eternity. Eh, I probably deserve it.

Fixed.

POP GOES THE WOR(L)D By Scott Seward

I weighed in. Like a dumbass. #kelefasanneh #newyorker #fuckthenewyorktimes #poptimismwasneverreally

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simpler times...

I couldn't stop watching Mad About You yesterday. No commercials Hulu can be deadly. All their clothes look like they smell really good. So clean. I kinda wish I could smell their clothes. Is that weird? Eh, I've heard weirder. Even the dog looks like it would smell pretty good.

simpler times...

For the record, I would contribute to the GoFundMe of an all drag queen My Bloody Valentine cover band called Shoegayz.

the Trump of soap

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Melania's cousins? Can we do a wellness check?

I just read the 4,000 word think-piece on "Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros that Donald Trump posted on Truth Social today in installments. Nice try, buddy. Where are those Epstein files you promised us!?

Every time I see a trailer for a Timothee Chalamet movie I can't help but think of how much more awesome the movie would be if John C. Reilly played Chalamet's part. I can't really think of an exception. This also worked for Shia Labeouf when he was a thing.

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