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Bernie (Gummo Marx) Jacobs

@gummomarx.bsky.social

Nym, name, all the same. Brooklyn, NY. Married. 3 cats. Retired. "And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future." - Edward D. Wood, Jr.

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Father, I desire the uppies.

29.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

29.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4246    ๐Ÿ” 1662    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

When Mamdani smiles I think, โ€œhe seems like a really good guy.โ€

When Cuomo smiles I think, โ€œdid he just eat a puppy?โ€

#nymayor

29.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You know what kind of people get called Nazis?

Nazis.

The fucking end.

29.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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WTAF is he even talking about?? Just spewing random racist nonsense at this point, desperately hoping something, anything sticks.

29.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser ..

That moment when he realises the red bit is the REALLY GOOD bit ...

02.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shelby in my lap, looking up at me, caught at the moment he was licking his lips. He thought it was dinnertime. It was not.

Shelby in my lap, looking up at me, caught at the moment he was licking his lips. He thought it was dinnertime. It was not.

Presented for your consideration:
A rare Shelby blep.
#cats #catsofblueksy

29.10.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics.

GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp

28.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3948    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

28.10.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18098    ๐Ÿ” 5714    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 463    ๐Ÿ“Œ 272
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Before it's too late, here's Shelby for Black Cat Day!
#catsofbluesky #blackouts

28.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul."

Bob Dylan

27.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2082    ๐Ÿ” 661    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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www.threads.com/@eliza_izzy_...

27.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 522    ๐Ÿ” 297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with griefโ€ฆ Stop sobbing, boy.

CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, Iโ€™m six.

TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...

26.10.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 846    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

They are trying so hard to convince you that the party in control of the White House and both chambers of Congress isnโ€™t to blame for whatโ€™s coming.

27.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7740    ๐Ÿ” 2275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 202    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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Here is a list of all the billionaires who are desperate to stop Zohran Mamdani.

I can sense their panic, and I love it. ๐Ÿ˜„

27.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 664    ๐Ÿ” 312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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This guy says it beautifully.

27.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

From our Great Overlooked Ideas Dept.:

Toothpicks painted green, with rounded ends.

Call'em toothpickles.

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Lyle Talbot always brought a touch of class and professionalism to everything he did. Not to mention, he was a helluva snappy dresser.

Plus, at the end of his life, he appeared in at least 1 Ed Wood doc and didn't say anything like that.

27.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Golden retriever-Core

27.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're asking why carefully indoctrinated Nazi Youth grow up to be full-blown Nazis?? Really??

27.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anything to avoid showing that commie trans anti-american RAINBOW!

27.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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