Saw a pizza get delivered in a movie and got excited as a Pavlovian response

In my late 40s and somehow watching The Lost Boys for the first time in my life

Shut up about your air fryer

Texas National Guard members removed from 60-day Illinois deployment for failing 'mission requirements' The Texas National Guard confirmed the replacement of seven service members from an Illinois mission following a viral photo that sparked fitness criticism.

Didn't know we could fat-shame our way out of fascism, but there's been a lot of surprises lately I guess:

www.fox26houston.com/news/texas-n...

We got so distracted as a society that we somehow allowed a remake of fucking "Amadeus" to get made

watched the first ep of that Ed Gein show last night and that will be quite enough of that, thank you

*me crawling into an indoor fort made of pillows and blankets, to a couple of little kids playing with flashlights* just so you know this is the most fun you will ever have in your life

It is sort of strange that Indiana Jones named himself after his favorite childhood dog. Like, the dog died and he said "i am that dog now"

I dunno man, do we really need air traffic controllers? Seems like a pilot should be able to eyeball that shit. Even I can tell if there is another plane in front of me or not

hopefully you don't have that dog in you to THAT degree

A dog just bit me on the ass at the park, I am getting a fucking gun

Bad Bunny should close with "Born in the USA" in Spanish

No joke this might be the most straightforwardly illegal shit he's done yet

Glad I’m not a white supremacist bc this 10-14 day post biopsy waiting period to find out if I have cancer from just being an occasionally outside Scottish person would drive me insane(er)

CBS War editor Bari Weiss

Not quite to this scale but the post civil war part of Missouri my dad was from was just like that

Almost got mauled today by some snarling cur while out on a walk. Dumbass owner standing yards away yelling "he friendly! he friendly!" LEASH YOUR FUCKING HOUNDS PLEASE

I wonder without any judgment if Zoomers who are walking around with Nirvana t shirts know that Teen Spirit was a girls deodorant brand in the 80s and that’s what that song title means

Oh for sure

Which of the Riyadh comics are going to convert to Islam over there? My money is on Chappelle and Pete Davidson.

Post your review please! Not sure people really got what the ending was really about imo

It’s so fucking good man you’ll be okay

Pete Hegseth getting the opportunity to go back and time and kill Hitler and instead telling Goering to lose weight

*walking down my street in my underwear shooting a gun into the air* DOG SKELETONS DON'T HAVE EARS

Since I'm going to be in Hypochondriac Overdrive City (HOC) mode until I see the dermatologist on Thursday I need to constantly remind myself that I really have no idea how the human body works and therefore shouldn't speculate

RFK JR’s sister Kerry Kennedy has that same weird voice thing wtf is going on

What if the final night of the Riyadh Comedy Festival is just them publicly executing all the comics in a stadium

lol if this shit catches on it will be the greatest trolling of all time

If MAGA thinks trans people are such violent psychos why do they not want them in the US military

I used to date a woman who had a kid and now that kid is 30 and she started a podcast, her first guest was Tim Heidecker, please start digging my grave now