Finally a solution to the moon’s energy crisis

It’s not your density to do so

Pretty nuts that the Sydney Sweeney commercial thing has blown up to the point they had to create a new newspaper dedicated to only this topic

oh no well I'm afraid I'm joining their ranks

Is there such a thing as a Conspiracy Theorist but only for local news stories?

One of the best parts of having children is that you get to make people who don’t care if you’re ugly

If you’re mad about how Robert Eggers treated child actors check out this guy John Landis!

Crowe rules but I am sorry this is the worst casting I have ever seen in my life

Just saw The Naked Gun and BEP love is actually sort of a plot tentpole, just FYI

Liam Neeson's character was a widower who never found love again for years until he met Pamela Anderson's character, and apparently that's exactly what happened between those two during filming in real life. Never thought I'd be emotionally moved by seeing a Naked Gun movie.

I want whatever drugs Danny Elfman was on when he wrote the score for the Chunnel sequence in “Mission: Impossible” (1996)

There is a new dialect I am detecting among many of these new popular stand-ups that I can only describe as "Southern but also from New York somehow"

traditionally Jack Nicholson was one of those, for those who could do that with their eyebrows

My son and his fellow 14 yo friend make music and he was just contacted by a local radio station who wants to play their song on Wed. They asked "do you have any upcoming gigs we can plug" lol. Very proud!

I am Gen X and friends with a lot of Millennials but I actually relate more to Gen Z because I am also not having sex

I was a young adult when our culture shifted from boobs to butt, saw it happening in real time, and it was incredibly disorienting

Counterpoint: publicly stoned outside the city walls

Going to Michigan in a few weeks and getting them from the source, I can’t wait

Not sure if the Sydney Sweeney ad is Nazi but I can say for sure anyone who refers to breasts as “milkers” is a fascist

When Trump is in Scotland I’m Irish

I hope women realize the financial opportunity available to them as a Tea app spy

"is he friends with Claude Debussy?"

I don't think anyone has ever enjoyed having a massive rack more than Sydney Sweeney

My 14 yo son saw the name William Shatner for the first time and started laughing

Did you see the directors cut? It contains a scene that makes him seem villainous and not in line with how the character is for the rest of the film

This is the sexiest thing a woman has ever said in a movie

I just wish we could appeal to the humanity of the Israelis somehow, remind them of the wisdom found in their own Book of Joshua, where -- oh wait they do a genocide in that nvm

Okay it’s been a day now, someone needs to point out that Geezer Butler wrote most of those lyrics

Lost dog sign with a cute small breed mutt. 814-490-3909

Austin! Lost dog has been found. Whose cute little boy is this? Found in the Highland Hills area. 6-8 years old. Chip lead to a previous owner that had surrendered him. Who is missing their boy??? Austin, do your thing and spread the word.