Slightly unnerved by this sudden "Scotch-Irish culture" discourse. Please leave us out of this!

NPR played some really goofy sounding interstitial, kid goes "that sounded like how Millennials look". Then the All Things Considered fanfare started and he said "and that sounds like how YOU look"

Viscerally despising one particular person for 27 years eventually becomes an important, vital part of one’s existence. Thank you Kid Rock for being you.

The only thing I would have in common with a 110-year-old is that we could both say "the US has been doing shit like this all my life"

Glad the Chevy chase doc managed to mention “Modern Problems”, easily one of the most insane mainstream comedy movies ever released

How many SOTL viewings did it take you to realize the dude on the left is the Ray Liotta character in “Hannibal”

Stranger Things began as a show designed with my age group in mind, and is ending as one for my son's. I can't think of any other show that did that

Anyone else still scared of James Caan in “Elf”?

Four years ago tonight was the last time I was cool. Most people don’t have such a marker; I’m grateful for it. It has centered me.

The funniest thing about cancel culture was that TJ Miller didn’t get to be the little mucus man in the Mucinex commercials anymore

You should automatically get the death penalty if everyone likes the guy you killed a whole lot

Dick van Dyke has been alive for 40.16% of the history of the United States

Goddamn it Partiful show “not going”

LOL. Well, we're gonna have to put that off till tomorrow I'm afraid

Rather presumptuous of Yesterday Me to write simply "V" on a to-do list and assume Today Me would know what that meant

1) that very tweet made me google bbl lol 2) i think they kinda did know about dinosaurs then? Jefferson was looking into it

AI chatbots should be required by law to have robot computer voices like in "Wargames" so people don't forget what they're talking to

My son was arguing with me about how fast people can run and mentioned "The Usain Bolt" as if that is a title, like "The Flash". I was like sorry I won this won lol

Sold a 90-year-old man on the Bulterian Jihad at a restaurant bar tonight

Danny?

Going home to see family is something bc one of the households has the world's best dog, another has unquestionably the world's worst dog (French bulldog), and my mom has to board her dog when we're there bc he hates people so much (he's never been unrestrained around me and my son)

If there are no more Luby's style cafeteria restaurants when I'm 70 years old I'm gonna be so pissed

Spotify gave my musical age as 3,449 because all I listen to is that reconstructed Bronze Age Hurrian hymn

I think we all know it would have been way cooler if Michael Dell and his wife gave one random child $6.25 billion

Any woman posting shit like “pls be kind to me, im just a smol bean” has recently done something unspeakably terrible

Probably not a good idea to have a Secretary of Defense who obviously jerks off with a belt around his neck to the thought of murdering people

Reminder to new parents: if you give your only child a game for Christmas that means you will have to play it with them.

Have the NYT Sunday crossword puzzles gotten easier or have I become a super genius

Addressing my actual family as “fam”

Well, I come to this site to get worked up and I am not let down. People really just have no idea how fraught pregnancy and childbirth are who have never been around it.