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Graeme Beale

@midfyffe.bsky.social

Works in @RESAS in the Scottish Government. Head of the Strategic Research Programme - Rural/Environment. Quaker. Writer of sub-par cat poems and other things.

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Wheelie bin with St Paul on it

Wheelie bin with St Paul on it

He’s probably had better days to be fair.

05.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But now, even with google assisting can't find it at all.
Does anyone know it, have the link. I think it has the power to be just a really useful #communications tool. I've seen lots of forward projection stuff, but the #history one was so easy to grasp.

05.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UK #climate folks I'm looking for #help. Someone showed me an app that you could put your postcode into and it would show you where in the UK your climate was 20yrs ago, 40 yrs ago etc. It stayed with me because it showed Kinross climate now as being the same as Oxfordshire when I was a kid there.

05.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that's referred to as a jammie dodger in the teaching trade.

05.03.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The western canon by Harold bloom

The western canon by Harold bloom

Finished the Western Canon by Harold bloom. It’s been my commute reading for months. I have such a sense of him as an irascible old grump. Certain we disagree on many things, and also that the writing was so good that it was worth the grumbling.

Any suggestions for good essay collections folks?

04.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah the mocha conundrum.

03.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Galileo
You do not have to stare into the sun everyday,
It’s brilliance will burn up your sight
The dark spots will leave 
Imprints that will not wash out.

We are all drawn to the ever scrolling radiance
The candle in our hands that shows us the world 
Beautiful and terrifying
Hypotonic like a stage charlatan.

Without light what can we see?
We owe the would love 
Care and attention
But do not owe it 
The windows to our soul.

Put down the telescope tonight, love.
See the world, the stars, tomorrow,
But you can only see them,
With your eyes, intact.

GB 21st January, 2026

Galileo You do not have to stare into the sun everyday, It’s brilliance will burn up your sight The dark spots will leave Imprints that will not wash out. We are all drawn to the ever scrolling radiance The candle in our hands that shows us the world Beautiful and terrifying Hypotonic like a stage charlatan. Without light what can we see? We owe the would love Care and attention But do not owe it The windows to our soul. Put down the telescope tonight, love. See the world, the stars, tomorrow, But you can only see them, With your eyes, intact. GB 21st January, 2026

Seems like a good day to remind you not to stare into the sun everyday. #Galileo #poem

03.03.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that we should live long enough to hear the edgy songs of our youth being turned into the baking tunes cheerful perfume adverts.

01.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just reported 18 potholes to the council. The website was definitely not designed for batch-reporting. I think they assume no-one will bother, but the last dodgy swerve I had to make on my bike πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈjust about finished me.

It should be a one-click app from your phone using the geodata.

01.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Can you help us name our new food waste trucks? <p>Sefton Council isΒ calling on local school pupilsΒ and residentsΒ to help it name a brand-new fleet of food waste collection vehicles.Β <br /><br />These shiny new trucks will hit the road when weekly ...

Oh my. Perhaps you need cheering up? You can suggest the names for council bin lorries in Sefton. This will work well. Truly the opportunity to vote for rubbish! I’m suggesting Binacle. www.sefton.gov.uk/mysefton-new...

01.03.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wildlife crime in Scotland: 2019 annual report The eighth wildlife crime annual report, with new data from the financial year 2018 to 2019.

Old style publication, only as a pdf, much less accessible analysis. www.gov.scot/publications...

27.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wildlife Crime in Scotland 2024 Statistics on wildlife crime in Scotland 2024 covering the full criminal justice process, from law‑enforcement activity through to court proceedings and sentencing, alongside supporting evidence and i...

RESAS very busy week continues with this year's wildlife crime statistics published today. I think they're much more accessible, better than before RESAS took them over. Really good #stats and #data development. The link to the old style in 🧡in case you want to compare. www.gov.scot/publications...

27.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

properly niche.

27.02.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Scottish people complaining about kids and 6/7.
I say only ELEVEN.
ELEVEN!
Try Ground Floor.

#nichecasting

27.02.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scottish milk production statistics - 2025 Onwards - Quarterly update Data on total estimated volumes of raw milk purchased by dairies (milk purchasers) operating in Scotland. This is a quarterly release providing monthly estimates for the previous quarter.

Ok #RESAS is really churning it out today! New quarterly #statistics release designed to provide a more detailed and timely view of Scottish #milk availability as collected through the Scottish milk survey. www.gov.scot/publications...

26.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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June Agricultural Census Ad hoc Requests June Agricultural Census Data Request

Truly one for the #scottish #data nerds. #RESAS agricultural census results published today are split by the 2026 Scottish #parliament #constituency list. I reckon this must be one of the first SG publications to use the new geography. Hats off to the stats team. www.gov.scot/publications...

26.02.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody puts Shetland in a corner!

26.02.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shetland mapping act map

Shetland mapping act map

Spotted a Shetland #mapping instruction map in the Kirkwall office today.

This is one of those parts of an Act that I often have to explain to academics in England- no that really is an actual law.

26.02.2026 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Polar war by Kenneth Rosen book and my toes in very fetching toucan socks.

Polar war by Kenneth Rosen book and my toes in very fetching toucan socks.

I realise it’s very much in the news but Polar War by Kenneth Rosen really is as good as they say. Just gives a real sense of a slice of the world I’ve never thought about particularly. Shows why it’s so interesting and current.

25.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely, completing the National lidar survey will mean so many more of these!

25.02.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lost and Found: Rediscovering Scotland’s Forgotten Prehistory - Historic Environment Scotland Blog Sites (Bronze Age barrow, Iron Age fort, and settlement) were found using lidar technology, rediscovering Scotland's forgotten prehistory

Using lidar technology, a Bronze Age barrow, Iron Age fort and enclosed settlement were identified and scheduled by HES

25.02.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Conversation with a household teenager:
Me: he’s ready for the day!
Teenager: <shrug >
Me: you know, one day you’ll get dressed and shower voluntarily in the morning.
Teenager: no I won’t. Stop lying to yourself dad.

25.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of our faces
Are accurate self portraits
In the world’s wide frame

25.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Household teenager:
Yeah we’re studying an old play dad. Pretty out of date.
Me: oh is it a Shakespeare?
Teenager:… <withering look >
Me: Ibsen? George Bernard Shaw?
Teenager: it’s from right back in the nineties dad.

Me- crawls off to count my pension.

24.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strong 2026 energy here.

24.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s up there with salt and sugar reformulation in food over the past five years. Totally unnoticed by the public, which is exactly the point. Weirdly only noticed in drinks- leaning to the irn bru 1901 debacle.

22.02.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What an utter delight!πŸ˜€

22.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Realistically a better name for scatter cushions would be bed shrapnel. Just as unwelcome.

21.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually feeling it’s very Bluesky that you could follow the rugby πŸ‰ and/or curling πŸ₯Œ on my feed, but currently no other sports. Saturday’s not usually a big sporting day is it?

21.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the rugby done, phew. Now onto a relaxing shot at the curling.

21.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0