Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight
losing my baltic dry index

Lost it all, I did. Bet on Ben Quadinaros, I did. The power coupling, fail it did. My thumbs, Gardulla the Hutt threatened to take, she did. Do or not, there is no try to call the police. Hand it over, you will.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

drones have no place in modern warfare you know, it's only happening because two washed up soviet militaries are fighting, the west has nothing to learn let alone fear

Working on a theory of international relations called Rotating Moron Theory

earlier today: "a year from now" bsky.app/profile/atru...

What is the internet if not a wilderness of mirrors at a massive scale?

MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE ACKNOWLEDGING HIM EVERY DAY.

Gigan.

Science has answered this question with a resounding 1000x "yes", @marechalberthier.bsky.social.

One of the great tragedies of this here website is that it just leads to consternation if you try and hold two complimentary but slightly competing positions at the same time.

Things can be both "bad" and "not actually the end of the world" at the same time.

The whole right wing movement is animated by 1 conspiracy theory: that white people are all secretly in agreement with them, and are being suppressed by a woke conspiracy

Miller and ICE occupations, Carr/Ellison and right wing media, DOGE and USAID, it's all looking for the off switch for the woke

Oh no, our strategic supply of mopwater and $17 pretzel bites is in danger. *chuckles*

i am almost 40 and i do not have the mental room for this it is entirely filled with battlefront 2 dialogue.

But that is Miles O'Brien?

you are not immune to p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶b̶o̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶h̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶b̶o̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ girlbossing

@uckema.com electricity prices go brrrr bsky.app/profile/fint...

He fell down.

When we finally did do the aerial minelaying it was so utterly devastating you never stop wanting to beat Marshall over the head with a frying pan.

You're friends won't see this but Mark Clark will.

once again gobsmacked by how stupid this timeline is

John Company players be like:

Oh no. What have I done?

Even more technically, you're a cat.

I like how they resolved the "is Glomgold a Boer or Scottish" dilemma by deciding he's really just a huge poseur.

This isn't even bait.

A necessary primer:

SHARPE'S RAGEBAIT