Matthias Raccoon

Can't wait for Jesse to interview the guy behind the Reichstag fire.

Happy Raccoon Appreciation Day!

Not sure. Zooper Doopers are an ice lolly/popsicle here but I've never had the desire to smell like one.

Them: capitalism drives innovation!
The innovation:

This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.

Plaguelord in Chief

True story

Actually surprised he didn't call it "Shakira law" like the original social media post that started this lie 10 years ago.

Me searching PubMed for studies confirming the causal relationship between acetaminophen use during gestation and neurodevelopmental disorders in offspring.

Laboratory rats the second the scientists leave for the day.

Only a month before my thesis defense. Haven't been this nervous since med school finals.

Roumd

Oh thank goodness. My faith is restored.

Murderfox has my vote.

Not Billy Dee Williams!

Reap the whirlwind.

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

It would be a shame if someone went around to truck stops replacing these with capsules containing taenia solium larvae.

Sounds like typical billionaire talk tbh.

Sorry I had to be a huge nerd here.

Honestly though sober life is so much better if you give it time. I had a few relapses trying to get into recovery because it was tough at the start but with a good support network anyone can make it through.

Porn and sex addictions are real, but the thing to consider when determining if someone is addicted is not the amount they use but how their use impacts their physical, psychological, and social well-being. I think it is fair to be sceptical when anyone, especially politicians, talk about it though.