Brian 🎮

Those first few sips I take after refilling my jug with water and ice. That is me at my most feral. The moans I make as I sip and swallow that delicious fluid. The way it fills my mouth and flows down my throat.

Thirst. Quenched. 🫦💦

Me: "Hmm. Maybe I can..."

*looks up Lego set*

Me: "JESUS! Nah. It might not be the MOST fun, but homie gonna have to make due with the Jar Jar Squirter..."

But did you die? Alright. Round 2.

Got it. Thanks for the friendship tacos. I appreciate it.

I see all that meat is going to good use. I'm just patiently waiting for my plate to show up.

Any moment now.

One time I heard my neighbor yelling for help from his husband. Eventually I went over to check and he was on the ground on the back patio, buck naked.

He said he was fine and thanked me for checking. I didn't ask anymore questions and went on my way.

I know you gave a heads up that you're reposting your bangers. But I still do a double take and am like, "Haven't I seen this before?" Then my brain takes 5 seconds to remember 😅

I hope you enjoy it!!

Glad to hear you're enjoying the game! Good luck with your papers, hurry and get back to gaming haha

I think I'll use BlueSky to just keep up with friends here rather than post. It's just too much effort to update 4 social media accounts at this point. Meh.

I just tried to post one of my funniest videos but you can't post a video bigger than 100MB? LAME!

Oh. I did get the platinum trophy for Monster Hunter Wilds tonight. So that's neat!

I am posting purely for the sake of making a post here.

You lost me at "work at 11pm." But hey, night kitty is awesome!

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You rn:

I guess enough of my people are coming here that maybe I should make an effort to post here 🤔

I shall make my first post for #ThighThursday because it's on brand 🍗🦵

You have to do it with confidence and look the person in the eye. Then it's a power move!

Not too late for this, am I? 👀

It makes sense. If someone tells me they're a writer, I have very specific things that come to mind. A blog is not one of them. Nothing against them, as you said.

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Feminine Urge:

I am genuinely interested in hearing your reasons. If you're open to sharing, you can DM. If not, then I'll leave it at that 🙂

What makes you wish that?

Happy belated birthday to the BIG BOY!

Oh 🥲

Accountabilibuddy reporting for duty! Sorry I'm late. Now gimme the Taco Bell!!

Tattoos are like adult stickers. Kinda. I like it lol

Naruto was the beginning of my anime journey. Sure I watched DBZ and Pokemon, but I just thought those were cartoons. Naruto was the first time I recognized something as anime. It was the first anime that I went online and watched pirated episodes on sketchy websites.

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Ah, you're from the US! I remember seeing you post about Thanksgiving and was confused since you lived in Europe. Now it makes sense haha