It's funny to look back on that day and think that if it had actually happened it would have happened while I was at Top Golf with my kids lol
01.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's funny to look back on that day and think that if it had actually happened it would have happened while I was at Top Golf with my kids lol
01.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Terrible president.
28.02.2026 07:18 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That happy hour modelo hit my hand like mjolnir
28.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0primaries, what are they
27.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured
Wow
26.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 4573 🔁 816 💬 70 📌 31A single VMAC ops employee sitting on the received invite for months and months without telling a single soul.
26.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0the mic should be a porter of outlandish abv
26.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How it started
How it’s going
That reminds me only about two years until Super Tuesday.
25.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0full quote
25.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1260 🔁 321 💬 32 📌 42Josh Naylor is ours and you cannot have him.
25.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wheeeeeeeeeeww yeah that is the hortzingest of hortzing tummies
25.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is this UCL tummy hortzing, bundesliga tummy hortzing, or dfb-pokal tummy hortzing
25.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Will burn the necessary number of bobbleheads in effigy to please the gods and thereby time this season's The Agreement And Good BABIP Luck for late September into early October.
25.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Can't wait for his one (1) singular month of somehow getting on base a bunch (it'll be June) and then being exactly the player he has been his entire career for the rest of the season.
25.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did Spanberger mention Andor?
25.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow...I didn't....I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.
25.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only (a maximum of) two more of these left to sit through after tonight.
25.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2Technically, releasing him is also a contractual solution.
24.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The expert and his understudy.
23.02.2026 07:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honeydew does not deserve the honor of being eaten
23.02.2026 06:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
22.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 7959 🔁 1189 💬 188 📌 199[guy about to invent sloppy joes] man, this pulled pork sandwich is good, but what if it was worse?
22.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0We used to make calrose rice in a rice cooker a ton but the kids got bored of it and now basically only want basmati rice cooked on the stovetop with turmeric.
22.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
okay, the only draft i actually need is ready to go
21.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 3Neon Genesis Evangelion is better than Anne of Green Gables.
21.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 38 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0I spent most of the day not knowing why everyone was posting about Stancil but I've now read the piece and now know why everyone was posting about Stancil.
21.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0May have had a late-night craving last night and preordered LeafGreen for the Switch.
21.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life
20.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 1539 🔁 123 💬 79 📌 48