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“attack dog GO” I say before releasing my X-15 at someone that mildly annoyed me

03.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m always gonna say ska is better purely do to fishbone’s “party at ground zero”

03.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck, we're hit! we're - we're hit, aren't we? Damage report!

- All we lost is some coolant, we're damn lucky is what we are

Fuck me... if we make it back, remind me to apologize to Jioff

- The shaman?

Yeah, thats the one...

27.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 95 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0

"Why do some airbuses get slutty eye liner and some don't?" deleted question in an Aviation forum category

@swiftonsecurity.com

26.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 724 🔁 193 💬 5 📌 9

In tengri, a "Mad God" is an Pre-Separation AI that is still around but due to age and trauma have experienced Ego Rupture- where your mind stops being a singular coherent entity. Many of these AIs see themselves as divinity themselves.

17.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inner thoughts of mad gods

17.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

we should all move to splort. everyone message me on splort. nobody wants to use splort everyone is moving to peeb. find me on peeb. peeb isnt going to last more than a month everyone should chat on fooby instead. find me on fooby. why arent you on fooby yet idiot

09.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 601 🔁 227 💬 4 📌 0

has anyone ever gotten so mad at you in Uno they draw you as 9/11

08.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

04.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Something I made last night to remind myself I'm an artist

04.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 27 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

I finally looked into that gas giant blender tutorial

02.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 174 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0

31.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 167 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 0

The formation? It's fine, these parades aren't for us, Fifth. The people paid for these machines, they want to see em

Besides... It's -people- crewing those machines, family, friends, neighbors, comrades

I ask, If the formation was perfect, would you really believe your neighbor was at the helm?

28.01.2026 04:28 — 👍 165 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 0

Dog I got a cold and food poisoning and had a mental break this weekend I think I got punished by god

26.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the skyline of enderby, the capital of the sijra republic and the defacto capital city of the international republics of planet abbethna.

26.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

a digital painting of a pigeon sitting on the ground of an alley in front of a green dumpster full of stereotypical cartoon garbage like banana peels and fish bones. the pigeon’s feet are splayed in front of her, and a carton of french fries next to her. some old fries are spilling onto the ground. the pigeon is holding a fry in her beak, having dipped it in a little paper pot of ketchup on the ground next to her, and is using it to messily paint her toenails with ketchup. she has eyelashes and happy little sparkles.

first painting of 2026 with the energy i’m bringing into the year so far. things are pretty tough and i’m making a point of finding joy anywhere and everywhere i can

#art

23.01.2026 03:14 — 👍 1492 🔁 416 💬 20 📌 6

This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America

19.01.2026 15:08 — 👍 2129 🔁 1031 💬 24 📌 69

Swelling rage

19.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 10899 🔁 3702 💬 22 📌 19

Somehow you get lost in space, and a dragoness finds you, she might be friendly!

18.01.2026 16:03 — 👍 225 🔁 96 💬 12 📌 0

This dude rules

15.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 11130 🔁 2753 💬 325 📌 548

NEW COMMISSIONS SHEET!!!

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you can dm me here or on discord!!

Any support is appreciated!!!
If you have any questions I'm always here to answer them!

14.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 45 🔁 40 💬 2 📌 1