Alex Sanchez

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads

Steampunk hacker pulling a bunch of levers really fast

installing a subwoofer in my car to make the Google maps lady sound taller

He keeps pointing at his horns to indicate that he's horny

Rumble The Bison has been spotted at the Red Dog

The top of every Thunder fan’s Spotify Wrapped is about to be Sam Presti’s Milk Money

Rumble better get a ring

Chet needs to be 2-3x fatter

I actually don't think the three-pointer should be a part of basketball. It's dishonorable

Basketball is my least favorite sport I hate the way they dribble up and down the court

They put Patton Oswalt and Jar Jar Martin in X-men

Arthur the Aardvark is Latino

The Oklahoma City Thunder

The poster for the movie Bartleby, an adaptation of Melville's Bartleby The Scrivener. It features Crispin Glover looking creepy as usual, head in the middle of the frame, with the heads of the other characters and Melville himself swirling around above him. In front of his chest is the title, Bartleby, and underneath the title is the tagline: I would prefer not to.

You: you better not be the 2001 film adaptation of Herman Melville's famous short story "Bartleby the Scrivener" when I get home
Me:

This is extremely stupid. And yet Jamie, @themartinduprass.bsky.social, @serioussanchez.bsky.social, and @zizpa.bsky.social still turned in Grade-A performances.

We love you @clabbergirl.bsky.social

Chat Pile @ QMU, Glasgow: live review - The Skinny Impossibly affable Oklahomans Chat Pile bring their mix of barrelling riffs and harrowing storytelling to Glasgow for a show that's equal parts ferocious and fun.

'The sheer thudding force of @chatpileband.bsky.social is what’s initially noticeable – and when I say 'noticeable', I mean in the way a plane landing in your kitchen is noticeable.'

★★★★★ for Chat Pile in Glasgow earlier this week

All will fall before the Spirit of the Prairie

Ben Affleck, who is from Boston, dressed as Batman, who wears a black cape

let's get lost tonight, you can be my black-caped Bostonite

Got too high at my whaling job and forgot the name for the harpoon gun. I was yelling at the harpoon guy like "Use the rope blaster! Blast rope at him!"

Seeing Kill Tony be on Netflix makes me for real think about like. What were comedy variety shows like in 1933 Germany. Were people just being horrible on stage? I would assume so lol

Gamer Mom: The Mom Who Games 32 pages of gorgeous, funny and erudite comic book goodness, like Mama used to make.

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That's right

Gary Sinise's more virtuous doppelganger, Gary Dext

"I like to call it Gnarlins"
-The Louisiana Snowboarder

Ben Affleck as Batman

let's get lost tonight
you can be my black-caped Bostonite

I love smoking it

Travis Kelce knows he's getting hit with a rolled-up newspaper after the game

Cannot IMAGINE the psychic damage Mahomes is taking

Things are NOT looking good for the Kansas City Chieves