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now the blue check will be exclusively for porn bots and groyper meme accounts

16.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

reject 4k, return to handycam

22.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing a tank top with a boxer on it is holding a gun ALT: a man wearing a tank top with a boxer on it is holding a gun

it’s your time to shine

02.08.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so cute

17.07.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone in this country talks about Trump like he’s standing just offscreen with a gun

29.05.2025 21:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ladies of culture, I see

04.05.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

250 pencils

04.05.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.04.2025 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she’s just a girl 😔

18.04.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

legally, murderers cant be quirky or silly

11.04.2025 11:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

unfortunately the mechanics of this app kind of force you to use screenshots instead of qt’s

06.04.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if you told me that entire script was written by chatgpt I would not question it

06.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my favorite part is they set themselves up for a “the zombie guys are still people” plotline and they just abandon it immediately

06.04.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

why are they shooting guns at each others houses

06.04.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you wouldn’t get a goddamn thing passed in november

01.04.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Bremergence

31.03.2025 04:02 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hell yeah, brother

30.03.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“that dog” is in all of us. His name? Jesus Christ.

30.03.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when you block the person quoting you, it shows up as blocked for everyone

28.03.2025 00:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of a cat a dog and a horse sitting at a table with the words what is this a crossover episode ALT: a cartoon of a cat a dog and a horse sitting at a table with the words what is this a crossover episode

27.03.2025 07:46 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

say hi to Jesse Watters, guys

25.03.2025 22:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

imagine the money you’ll save on electricity

25.03.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

begging you to scroll this man’s timeline for like thirty seconds

24.03.2025 02:19 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is who you’re yelling at right now

24.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 191 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

was that an intentional cosplay or do you just dress like that

22.03.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chicago hotdogs actually contain testosterone already so they should cancel out

16.03.2025 07:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the condom industry got bought out by Big Cum

10.03.2025 18:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didnt know you played dnd

10.03.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If you don’t make it to the polls this year it’s gonna be F’s in the chat for democracy”

09.03.2025 08:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No no you’re thinking of cruelty. Love needs to be cultivated

09.03.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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