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socialist dad, reptile and aquariums weirdo, dnd and rpg freak, neurodiverse and physically disabled, JD+MA in Mediterranean Archaeology

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honestly gonna keep off of here for the forseeable future, but im doing okay. Just don’t have the bandwidth to be fully engaged with social media in the current state of the world

25.05.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my answer for a muppet movie where everyone is a muppet but one person is a live action adaptation of the Dressrosa arc in One Piece where everyone is a muppet except Doflamingo, who is played by Guy Fieri

25.05.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been off here for a bit because drinking from the firehose became overwhelming. going to continue to be off for a while longer, as I don’t feel stable yet, but figured I’d post an update in case anyone was wondering why i suddenly stopped posting

13.02.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re calling them nazis because they are. their boss sieg heil’d on international tv. if they weren’t nazis they should have quit then

05.02.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no it doesn’t

05.02.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
morticia saying it has to be damp, in context, in response to β€œwhere do you find men like these (the Addams men)?”

morticia saying it has to be damp, in context, in response to β€œwhere do you find men like these (the Addams men)?”

know your partners preferences and cater to them

05.02.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think trump will reestablish the hitler youth

05.02.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

QTP with your red art ❀️

05.02.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12
A protester holding an "Elon Musk cheats at Diablo" sign

A protester holding an "Elon Musk cheats at Diablo" sign

Protesters gather to stop infamous video game cheater from gutting US Treasury

aftermath.site/elon-musk-tr...

05.02.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3855    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 51

honestly not even sure what you are objecting to here, unless you are a Dem hype account

05.02.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

since they are just learning what gender even is. it is further typical for them to settle on their assigned gender and overperform it until ages 8-12 or older, when they start to actually understand and figure out how they feel

05.02.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at that age, β€œtransition” just means respecting their self identity and pronouns if asked, and letting them dress how they want. the important thing is listening to them and respecting them as able to define their own identity. from what ive read, its very normal for kids at that age to explore that

05.02.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

both my kids expressed ambiguity over their gender between the ages of 2-4. in both cases I asked which they were and referred to them as their preference. Both reverted to their assigned gender by age 4. Older child later came out as nb around age 10, younger kid is currently 8.

05.02.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#dailyaxolotl #axolotl

05.02.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no one thought to ask because they knew

05.02.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I recently learned the myth that dog mouths are cleaner than human mouths comes from the fact that human bites usually are medically more serious… but thats because most human β€œbites” result from punching people in the mouth, forcing teeth deep into flesh. its just classified as a bite medically

05.02.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, as someone with a lot of chronic pain, high pain tolerance, and poor interoception, i can nearly guarantee it would still have an affect. even if i am unaware of my pain it continuously drains my energy and ruins my mood

05.02.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

scratch a liberal

05.02.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Is a post by zelly reads, "Stop demonizing riots. Without riots you'd still be working 10 to 12 hours 6 days a week."  Black culture response, "Stop demonizing riots". Quazi normalcy response, "the main contradiction of liberal democracy is that it has largely been shaped through a history of various forms of illegal civil disobedience against entrenched power structures. Such civil disobedience is retrospectively seen as justified and the people committing it are retrospectively seen as heroes, But each successive generation is asked to believe that any further civil their obedience would be unreasonable."

Is a post by zelly reads, "Stop demonizing riots. Without riots you'd still be working 10 to 12 hours 6 days a week." Black culture response, "Stop demonizing riots". Quazi normalcy response, "the main contradiction of liberal democracy is that it has largely been shaped through a history of various forms of illegal civil disobedience against entrenched power structures. Such civil disobedience is retrospectively seen as justified and the people committing it are retrospectively seen as heroes, But each successive generation is asked to believe that any further civil their obedience would be unreasonable."

Stop demonizing riots.

04.02.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

If you're protesting tomorrow:

"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."

MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

04.02.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9955    πŸ” 4415    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 161

Be nice to people on this stupid app. We're all struggling, man. Tell someone you like their post. Share it with others. Let a friend know they made you laugh or brightened your day.

If you have a shitty comment, write it on a little piece of paper and jam it in your own butthole.

05.02.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

Spent my weekend digging into the 5051 protests scheduled for tomorrow at the capitol buildings. These protests are grassroots and decentralized, but people are putting a ton of effort into trying to be safe and organized in their cities. I've been on safety training calls, organizing calls, etc.

04.02.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13
Flame in my hands, only her head and left arm visible.

Flame in my hands, only her head and left arm visible.

Flame being held aloft, looking calm but perhaps slightly befuddled.

Flame being held aloft, looking calm but perhaps slightly befuddled.

Flame today, on her way to some behavioural enrichment.

04.02.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Leftist americans exercise your 2nd amendment rights if you don't want to end up in an extrajudicial El Salvadorian prison.

You need to be ready to stand your ground and defend your family and neighbors.

(caveat: learn how to use it, store it safely, and don't tell anyone you have it / post it)

04.02.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i like the discworld assassins method where if you are worth over a certain dollar amount you are fair game

04.02.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

deleted a post because i don’t want to argue with allies

04.02.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another animal from my posting spree last night. Such a good toad with a very relatable expression

#herps 🌿

04.02.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Scene from Dinner on Elm Street

Scene from Dinner on Elm Street

Scene from Dinner on Elm Street

04.02.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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