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Yes, Henry Kissinger is still dead.

@iskissingerdeadyet.bsky.social

Answering the question that was on everyone's mind for half a century, and somehow still is. For more information on mass murderers who are past their expiration date, see @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social

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I am delighted to remind you that Henry Kissinger has been dead for 2 years.

29.11.2025 11:01 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

Link (@spacelawshitpost.me) pointed out that she followed Jonathan Chait while she was being criticized for tolerating racism and transphobia. He was then banned ostensibly for a month-old post about Charlie Kirk that merely observed that something bad happened to him, without celebrating it.

07.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Henry Kissinger is still dead, and this account is still up, probably because I haven't criticized the CEO of Bluesky yet.

06.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Henry Kissinger is still dead, but his body count keeps going up.

23.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like I'm still not banned, unlike Henry Kissinger, who remains banned from this mortal coil.

15.09.2025 07:23 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So, I guess I'm about to get banned?

11.09.2025 06:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Good news, everyone!

21.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm about to go on another trip. I'm not visiting Arlington National Cemetery, Section 21, Grave 76-A, but you could, if you happen to be in the area and can't find a bathroom.

01.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry to disappear for a while. I was spending time with my family, unlike Henry Kissinger, whose death was announced by his consulting firm.

19.07.2025 18:44 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been away for a little while on vacation, unlike Henry Kissinger, who has been away for a long while because he is dead.

27.06.2025 02:06 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Dead as King George III.

15.06.2025 01:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a pixel art of a cat with a rainbow behind it and the words yeahhhhhhhh Alt: Nyan Cat captioned "yeahhhhhhhh"
06.06.2025 01:16 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd . Alt: Baby screaming and shaking fists, as an excited sports fan might, captioned "YESSSSSSS!!"
27.05.2025 20:22 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a computer monitor . Alt: James Kirk and Leonard McCoy nodding affirmatively
22.05.2025 03:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dead.

13.05.2025 01:28 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Still dead!

04.05.2025 22:19 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👍

25.04.2025 02:12 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

*Exquisitely* dead!

16.04.2025 02:17 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Dead!

06.04.2025 01:22 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💯

02.04.2025 22:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💀

23.03.2025 02:19 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Still dead.

16.03.2025 03:34 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Henry Kissinger is just a little extra dead today.

10.03.2025 06:27 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

I've got other stuff going on, not all of it suitable for social media.

28.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, I've been slacking off for a while. Henry Kissinger is still dead though.

28.02.2025 05:14 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Violets are blue
Roses are red
But most importantly
Henry Kissinger is dead

15.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Aye!

08.02.2025 00:29 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Henry Kissinger is especially dead today.

02.02.2025 07:24 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

He is!

30.01.2025 10:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dead!

27.01.2025 01:27 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0