Gare-anteed Masterpiece

I don’t regret my switch one but like every single one of these games have just been not well received. It’s been out for like what, a year, and the only game worth getting is Super Kirby Kart 2?

OH! Uh yeah no right right right, that’s ah, that’s exactly what I thought you meant by “Nancy Reagan of the erotic.” Yeah, her “just say no to drugs” thing. Uh… no, professor, I’m not snickering, I don’t think anything’s funny.

Nice to see an AI company so forthcoming with the truth but weird that they put this up in public view

It’s a good one! It’s also the first “Death” book so it’s as good a place to start as any. It has a weird reading order with different character threads

I like most of the early ones, just about all the night watch ones, and I hate Rincewind and I wish Pratchett killed him off before he passed away

Are you already a fan or is that your first one?

Poor browt 😢

we gotta play aoe ii sometime

Oh dang it, I see you already played it

Magical Kids Doropie (1991) Magical Kids Doropie is a side-scrolling action-adventure video game for the Family Computer, developed by Vic Tokai in 1990.

This game is very mega man-like with a girl witch character. It’s okay.

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Streets of Capsaicin

The live music shows are like that, too. Now that I’m thinking about it, the plane and train rides and the live show in Mother 1

Damn that sucks. Well, it’s Texas, so they’re going to elect him

Why would you ever go to this gym? Don’t you KNOW what absolute power does?!

Truly a nightmare dimension

I’ve never in my life seen so many people so concerned about how a mayor handles the snow here whenever that mayor happens to not be an Indian Muslim

the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube

They’re doing the gigantic mutated ant pose but photographed from behind

What if I told you the department store isn’t even close to the freakiest thing that happens in Fourside

It’s the only way an angel can get his wings

I taught my daughter how to open a can of beans all by herself, AMA

I have Retroarch on my iPad and phone with patched roms of each one up to maybe 5th gen with all of them available in the Pokédex because I have no real life friends anymore

“Learn how to not keel over dead after gently brushing up against a spider and maybe we’ll see, kiddo”

Vi we’ve already got a Tim Rogers

Mac AND cottage cheese, or mac OUT OF cottage cheese?

Nintendo insisting on a cumbersome peripheral technology in a console that gets in the way of gameplay and makes preserving the games difficult later on?! Get outta town!

“Real warfare defies and thwarts the power fantasy tropes afforded to most video games”

…does it do that a lot?

Hey everybody, I have exciting news! I was approached by the onion for a hard hitting story on… oh! Damn it!

I like Luigi precisely because he’s bad at sports. Mario is the popular jock and Luigi is the sensitive nerd who writes poetry in his marble composition notebook. He’s just like me

Fuck it, I'll submit to "Confluences," why not, if they'll have me