Kevmarmol

Wonderful isn’t it?

How the fuck is this life 30years old?!

I did not agree to that

I see the us is now bombing a third participating nation in the World Cup.

Is this a strategy for them to have a chance in it?

Bookended by two pieces of soft porn that have no bearing on the plot at all

Those Dubai expats, calculate how much tax they would have paid had they stayed in the UK, and that's exactly the cost of a flight out.

It’s an impossible situation and offering support to allies being attacked but not getting involved is the best out of multiple bad choices I’d say

I’ve made sure my afternoon “meetings” are with the team in Mumbai so our calendars are blocked out 👀

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Silk scarves tied round the wrist?

Pele and John Wark as pallbearers

Surely a motorbike is more fitting?

Yup thought they’d win it easily. Makes tomorrow much more interesting

I have a feeling New Zealand might win this #theCricket

NZ started really well tbf

Yeah actually ended up better than I was expecting

I'm sticking with calling them nonce goggles

Get in, the orange pedo has granted me a half day

is he giving me a day off?

Been on calls with work and only just seen the score in the saffa/kiwi game.

South Africa bottling another final attempt? #theCricket?

Backdate their taxes when they land

Bannon
Harry redknapp
Rupert murdoch

No besos?

How many more lessons do we need before we learn that populist autocrats are not the solution to anything?

Well this is very good 👌

*Means of production dramatically improves*

Me: Sweet. I make same stuff in less time now.

Them: No, no, no! You must make more stuff in same time. Never same stuff in less time, silly peasant.

Wait until you learn about the Xmas log in Catalonia you hit with a stick until it poops our presents

Plus responsible for genocide and arguably concentration camps

Asking this on Bluesky out of laziness, but would any south London/south London adjacent folks who work in tech be interested in taking part in a "work in progress" night to try out new talks? (quick 🧵)

Tescos metros are for the elites. Obviously

This piece shows how much history (religious, mythical or factual) has been written by men to justify violence. It’s especially relevant as a group of men seem hell bent on fulfilling their Apocalypse & Armageddon in the Middle East. We need more women in charge. www.the7thtribe.com/post/apocaly...