I’m not sure how to make March a bear pun

They really need to respect your boundaries.

That's messed up. Having had to clean dead rats our of our garage earlier this year, that's absolutely in biohazard territory.

I get that

On the other end of the Parry Gripp spectrum, I once watched a 30 minute Fringe Show about someone who went murderously insane because they had "Breakfast Burrito" stuck in their head

It would really depend on the taste and texture

Rhubarb in fursuit playing bass with a portable amp strapped to his back

From the 2024 Anthrocon parade. This was my Epiphone Viola bass, pretty much their version of a Höfner. Last year I got a real Höfner and this year I've had some work done on it so it's really sounding good now! #FursuitFriday

Pic by @shutterbear.bsky.social

Rehearsal at the piano. Song on iPad: “Single Ladies”

My job at the moment: playing piano for a musical. This song should amuse anyone who remembers the fandom’s paroxysms of 12 years ago or so…

The best thing about this is that you would really eat the moon if you could

Oh, oh, oh.

Rehearsal at the piano. Song on iPad: “Single Ladies”

My job at the moment: playing piano for a musical. This song should amuse anyone who remembers the fandom’s paroxysms of 12 years ago or so…

Wow that's a great one!

This past weekend, they were my refuge against exorbitant NYC prices

Maybe I'm oversimplifying things but it seems "I would like to wear a septum ring" and "I would like to have a bull fursona" are essentially the same statement

Oh yes, it completes the ensemble. The bigger and thicker, the better.

Now for a septum ring

Once you’ve lived and worked in Branson, you start seeing Branson-like aspects of any other tourist destination.

Remember, ”dog” is a verb, adjective, maybe even an adverb. A dog dog can definitely dog dog.

Doggo as in big ol' pupper?

He's definitely grumpy and old

I love Mongrels and I ESPECIALLY love Kali!

See, this is what I actually need to lose weight. Motivation.

Those landline rats took forever to download

YES!

If you need a fourth there's @bigbyrat.com but I don't know them very well yet

You should have a rat-off against @dittmanrat.bsky.social and @brotherrat.bsky.social

I was secretly hoping this post would do bigger numbers but I'd settle for intolerant people becoming less intolerant

Cosmik and I actually performed "Baby Furs" at cons in 2024, though it didn't contain this stanza which I think is ripe for inclusion

(to the tune of "Baby Face" by Harry Akst and Benny Davis)

Baby Furs
Some people just can't handle baby furs
Like clockwork this tired topic re-occurs
"Baby furs?
They ruin my morale!"
No one asked you, pal

(to the tune of "Baby Face" by Harry Akst and Benny Davis)

Baby Furs
Some people just can't handle baby furs
Like clockwork this tired topic re-occurs
"Baby furs?
They ruin my morale!"
No one asked you, pal

That's some of the most deliberate tuba writing I've ever heard in a pop song. Not quite the point you were making, but wow, producers really used to go to the trouble back then.