jo(ey)

idk if my new friends are ready for how high im gonna get before tron

and somehow this is going to be taken as a sign to start diagnosing dogs with personality disorders instead of modernizing how we study and talk abt human behavior

lol god copaganda is so disgusting 'every cop dreads the day he'll have to discharge his weapon'????????????? LAPD!!!?!?!??!?! please shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(3) fascinating character with boring side quest

my VA goals include: (1) being the part of a haunting chorus of whispers and (2) bouncy best friend character corrupted by evil

'brita filters mess with your hormones' girl is telling me her mental health problems are the only legitimate ones but doesnt want to be 'medicated all the time'

when i get to the point in undertale where i recognize the kanye likes fingers in his ass song i think im going to be reborn

im finding more empathy for these kids going insanely left field ooc for all of them, cuz like. fuck man.

*pulling up to stand shoulder to shoulder with you in the grocery store* and this is the thing about marvel insisting on trying to be based in reality/dealing with real world issues. like i cant even write a fun losers playing heroes fic without thinking about ice and cops and real world harm

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

"we'd be verse switches" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

its good to sometimes read stuff that makes u go “oh this isnt good” and even better when its something u wrote

introverts pick up on everything - every tone, every silence, every subtle change, it's exhausting, which is why we often choose to stay in (wide eyed emoji)

its the least of our issues with language and self diagnosing but like........ ccan we tryy to be precise in our language

gonna have to finally start that 'this is not introversion' blog

A collection of Ify Nwadiwe (Reigning Champion) on Um, Actually videos, and Brennan Lee Mulligan on Um, Actually videos, and The Best of Grant-Shaming videos

this is so cute.. dropout is doing the parasocial thinggg

viktor at dinner holding 6 viklings while jayce picks at the homegrown carrots like "what's wrong my love, you haven't tinkered with the mega laser beam obliteratonator 300 in the garage all day :("

twerk 🍑,,, 🍱 🍣sushie 🍙🍥.... and pok3r with the bois 😊

what are some movies that you think fundamental changed who you are? I’ll go first: James Gunn’s Superman, interstellar, minions (2015) strangely and more I cant think of

how do you not fall in love with humanity again and again everyday

expert in a dying field by the beths but its about me learning to write when engagement is at an all time low

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

girl what do you mean artic cooling thermal paste.........

turned the beeping sound off my microwave :D

okok just one burrito and oneeeee weed just one?!? dont i deserve if after working two days at work for my job that i need to live

HOW THE FUCK IS IT ONLY TUESDAY

HAD AO3 OPEN ON MY WORK COMPUTER IM KILLING MYSELF GOODBYE

I WANNA PLAY RDR2 SO BAD

having a personality is so exhausting lmao why cant i be allowed to be a loser ass npc

every place i liked to get bottomless mimosas went out of business and while i do think it was covid and gentrification and how difficult it is to run any small business let alone a restaurant.... what if it was because of how many mimosas i personally am able to put down during one brunch

Coverage for acts of terrorism is included in your policy.

i just... i dont want this to be a part of my job