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I guess I was woke before I even knew it was a thing. I just thought I was being a decent human being.

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Medicare just paid for a new mask for my CPAP machine. Thank you, President Johnson.

04.12.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tucker is so curious about gay sex you just have to wonder…..

04.12.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Van Epps has a KKK speed pass.

04.12.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#cozy
#home
#chill
#slowvibes
#slowliving
#reading
#relaxing
#mindfulness
#selfcare
#coffee #daily
#cat #AIART

04.12.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Manson had better hair.

04.12.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sent by God to change the weather with his Sharpie. Praise be!

04.12.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so sad when Ben Stiller is wiser than the president of the United States.

04.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like toddlers fighting over the only truck in the sandbox.

04.12.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don Jr. has got to be worried all the time.

04.12.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I just see a sign in New Orleans - β€œshow me the Epstein files and I’ll show you my tits”?

04.12.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only whites allowed. White racists to the front of the line.

04.12.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he still allowed to wear that jacket?

04.12.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump does not see any of those things as crimes. Just another day doing business for him and his company.

04.12.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DeSantis will do everything he can to protect ICE. It’s time for Hispanic voters in Florida to turn this state back to blue… or at least purple. Democrats have your back. Republicans zip tie your hands behind your back.

04.12.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does he keep blasting music from his room like a 15 year old who’s been grounded? Or is that just his alarm clock going off at 2 PM trying to get his busy day started?

04.12.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Garbage, it’s a word. I just came up with it. Like groceries. Old fashioned word. One of my best words. I use the best words. Garbage, like groceries. You don’t hear them much anymore. My words. People I don’t like are garbage. I like groceries. I don’t like garbage.

04.12.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought DOGE was supposed to cut $2 trillion. Just like Musk’s self driving Tesla… driving us over the cliff.

04.12.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Squeaker of the House doesn’t seem to have an opinion or know about anything that is going on.

04.12.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best way to eliminate Medicare is to put the guy who knows how to defraud the system in charge.

04.12.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jennings is still mad he has been kissing that orange ass on CNN for so long and still hasn’t managed to get some cushy job with the rest of the phonies in the White House. Gotta switch to Fox for that.

04.12.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s where they inject the embalming fluid to give the appearance he is still alive.

04.12.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

History professor. Geography professor. English professor. Religion professor. Logic professor. Ethics professor. He can do it all. Smarter than all of them.

04.12.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when a sick old man who doesn’t give a crap about his kids or grandkids wants to make a buck.

04.12.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised???

04.12.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loudmouth ass vs. quiet, intelligent class. I know who my money is on.

04.12.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman is an embarrassment!

04.12.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US delegation = Three Stooges

04.12.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feral pigs are definitely smarter and more qualified than that bunch of spineless clowns.

03.12.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many fishing boats did you have to blow up?

03.12.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this photo from yesterday’s cabinet meeting?

03.12.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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