Medicare just paid for a new mask for my CPAP machine. Thank you, President Johnson.
04.12.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thechronicoffender.bsky.social
I guess I was woke before I even knew it was a thing. I just thought I was being a decent human being.
Medicare just paid for a new mask for my CPAP machine. Thank you, President Johnson.
04.12.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tucker is so curious about gay sex you just have to wonderβ¦..
04.12.2025 14:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Van Epps has a KKK speed pass.
04.12.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#cozy
#home
#chill
#slowvibes
#slowliving
#reading
#relaxing
#mindfulness
#selfcare
#coffee #daily
#cat #AIART
Manson had better hair.
04.12.2025 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sent by God to change the weather with his Sharpie. Praise be!
04.12.2025 14:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs so sad when Ben Stiller is wiser than the president of the United States.
04.12.2025 14:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like toddlers fighting over the only truck in the sandbox.
04.12.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don Jr. has got to be worried all the time.
04.12.2025 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did I just see a sign in New Orleans - βshow me the Epstein files and Iβll show you my titsβ?
04.12.2025 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only whites allowed. White racists to the front of the line.
04.12.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is he still allowed to wear that jacket?
04.12.2025 13:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump does not see any of those things as crimes. Just another day doing business for him and his company.
04.12.2025 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DeSantis will do everything he can to protect ICE. Itβs time for Hispanic voters in Florida to turn this state back to blueβ¦ or at least purple. Democrats have your back. Republicans zip tie your hands behind your back.
04.12.2025 13:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why does he keep blasting music from his room like a 15 year old whoβs been grounded? Or is that just his alarm clock going off at 2 PM trying to get his busy day started?
04.12.2025 08:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Garbage, itβs a word. I just came up with it. Like groceries. Old fashioned word. One of my best words. I use the best words. Garbage, like groceries. You donβt hear them much anymore. My words. People I donβt like are garbage. I like groceries. I donβt like garbage.
04.12.2025 08:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought DOGE was supposed to cut $2 trillion. Just like Muskβs self driving Teslaβ¦ driving us over the cliff.
04.12.2025 08:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This Squeaker of the House doesnβt seem to have an opinion or know about anything that is going on.
04.12.2025 08:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best way to eliminate Medicare is to put the guy who knows how to defraud the system in charge.
04.12.2025 08:12 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Jennings is still mad he has been kissing that orange ass on CNN for so long and still hasnβt managed to get some cushy job with the rest of the phonies in the White House. Gotta switch to Fox for that.
04.12.2025 08:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs where they inject the embalming fluid to give the appearance he is still alive.
04.12.2025 08:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0History professor. Geography professor. English professor. Religion professor. Logic professor. Ethics professor. He can do it all. Smarter than all of them.
04.12.2025 07:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what happens when a sick old man who doesnβt give a crap about his kids or grandkids wants to make a buck.
04.12.2025 07:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Surprised???
04.12.2025 03:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Loudmouth ass vs. quiet, intelligent class. I know who my money is on.
04.12.2025 03:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fetterman is an embarrassment!
04.12.2025 03:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0US delegation = Three Stooges
04.12.2025 03:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feral pigs are definitely smarter and more qualified than that bunch of spineless clowns.
03.12.2025 21:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How many fishing boats did you have to blow up?
03.12.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this photo from yesterdayβs cabinet meeting?
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