Chronic Offender

Seems they learned a lot from yesterday. Never let up!

Are bone spurs hereditary?

If his man boobs get any bigger, he will be allowed in girl’s dressing rooms along with Trump.

With Daddy gone again to play war and golf, I get to sit at the big boy table.

Lousy call on the disallowed goal. Pens proved once again you gotta play full 60 minutes even against a lousy team. A couple of bad periods is no reason to panic. However… Something has to be done to address the dismal overtime and shootout results. Every point matters at this time of the season!

And Florida keeps electing this corrupt prick.

I haven’t decided which is more annoying. Little kids doing the whole 6-7 thing? Or the old man in the White House doing the 45-47 thing?

Available for weddings, birthday parties and nuclear strikes.

I see Trump is wearing his Unstable Senile Asshole hat again.

Clearly the USA on Trump’s unserious baseball cap from the makeshift war room adjacent the omelette bar at Mar-A-Lago stands for Unstable Senile Asshole.

Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a “Mission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: “Operation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: “All Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.

Easy to give up on negotiations when you send your golf partner and son-in-law to do the negotiating.

Way more interference from Devils on Thursday. Never expect to get a call when playing at MSG.

He goes nowhere without his Mommy.

Trump starts a war on his way from the omelette bar to the first tee at his cheesy resort in Florida. Meanwhile, JD Vance is left in charge of the situation room in DC. How is any of this supposed to give us any confidence in our current regime?

See that look on her face? Wonder where Epstein’s hand might be? He was a celebrity. Trump told us what women let celebrities do.

She should. But she won’t. She wouldn’t want to screw up her husband’s corrupt shadow government job.

Republican Party-
Financially wealthy.
Morally bankrupt.

She is so unimpressive, I misspelled her name. It’s Cammack. My apologies. Don’t worry, you won’t hear anything from her again until she expects to get reelected.

It’s funny how a guy who gets excited because he passes a cognitive test can question someone else’s IQ.

Ivanka knows first hand.

Why was Florida Republican Trump lapdog, Kat Kamack sitting on the Democratic side during the State of the Union? Was it because there wasn’t enough heavy equipment in the room to move her?

Dilute the produce is exactly right. I just don’t understand.

I’m looking forward to the State of the Union address to see the look on the Supreme Court justices’ faces as Trump yells at them like a high school vice-principal who caught them smoking in the bathroom.

It’s the Olympics. Too many hockey games decided by gimmicky 3 on 3 overtime. If it’s tied after 60 minutes. I want more REAL hockey. Not some All-Star skill competition 3 on 3, where half the hard working players never see the ice just to get the game over with to satisfy short attention span fans.

I remember it well

Whenever Trump pauses for a scripted applause line, JD Vance will stand and lead fellow Republicans in a Heil Trump salute.

The fact that Howard Lutnick is still Commerce Secretary only proves he learned valuable lessons on how to blackmail powerful people from his good friend Epstein.

Who knew being FBI Director was just one long drunken vacation on the taxpayers’ dollar?