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Constantin Valdor

@captgenval.bsky.social

The Emperor's Spear, First of the Ten Thousand with the personality of "polished sandstone".

18 Followers  |  6 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2023  |  1.3708

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Happy Pride
month.

02.06.2024 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

//ooc: Bruh, got locked for a meme, I would be mad if it wasn't so hilarious.

09.02.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell my Custodes I will temporarily be taking a leave from my post. Apparently "I will stab you" is registered as a threat, even when used in a humorous context.

09.02.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Contrary to popular Custodes belief, combat training does not correspond to "sit still and wait for Valdor to beat the everliving snot out of you". I fully expect you to at least attempt to do the same with me.

26.01.2024 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(meme from u/23kid on r/grimdank)

13.01.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We don't talk about that.

13.01.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Contrary to popular belief, no, that scroll I carry into battle is not for writing down Custodian failures, but for tactical reasons. Post-combat taxes are one of them.

12.01.2024 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A word from their Captain-General: Custodians caught attempting to mount a backscratcher to their Guardian Spear will be shot on sight.

12.01.2024 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well.
Welcome and congratulations, my lord.

08.12.2023 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Only in death does duty end" is not a valid reason for forgoing your paperwork, Goldnaughts.

07.12.2023 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

07.12.2023 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are correct. At least count me impressed at the fact you're still alive, Lamb. Please do remain alive, your funeral paperwork has yet to be completed.

03.12.2023 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not available for Remembrancer meetings. Remembrancers, please do not interact unless you have the following:
- The Emperor
- My coffee mug
- a certificate of recommendation from the Custodes

And are lacking the following:
- A restraining order from the Custodes
- Heretical tendencies
- Horus

02.12.2023 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Training with me only ends in case of an emergency. Death is not an emergency.

02.12.2023 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If delusions were lasgun rifles, you'd singlehandely arm the entire Astra Militarum and still have enough left over for traitors.

02.12.2023 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Words alone cannot describe my disappointment upon seeing this as the very first interaction I have with this site.

02.12.2023 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well.
I suppose I'm here now.
Custodes, I expect your paperwork to be completed before midnight today.
With regards,
Constantin Valdor

02.12.2023 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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