Peter

yuuko from nichijou @headfallsoff me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their atrocities my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads his army in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't 7:46 AM • 14 Oct 18

I don't know how many times we have to go through this, but if you read something wild in a tweet, look up the author and see if they're a real person.

They'll always have an excuse to not do what they promised. They do it every time. I remember when it was Joe Lieberman that stopped us from getting a public option.

Cartoon of a genie with a speech bubble which says [redacted]

They need to be stopped or

Assuming he wins, he'll be the first good NYC mayor since... Ed Koch?

The dust swirls around them, and when it has finished, they look exactly the same

This isn't a racial issue. They wouldn't care what race he was if he was loyal to the monied interests that bankroll them.

Jamie Lee Curtis has had a pretty enormously successful career outside of Halloween. And I say this as someone who loves Halloween and watches it every year.

They literally ruin everything they touch

Wrong, it's the centrists who have been saying this. Incidentally, Platner has been outspoken in support of trans people, but I guess you're too busy caring about a fucking ambiguous tattoo to concern yourself with actual policy or behavior.

Here's a fact: you're a fucking idiot

If the average age of homebuyers has gone from 31 to 56, you can't account for that with just people selling one home and buying another. That was happening in the 80s, too.

You're not talking about men in general. You're implying that this man is abusing this woman. And now you're backpedaling because of how stupid that is. Anyway, I'm in a healthy, respectful relationship, just celebrated our 9th wedding anniversary. You, I'm sure, are a miserable shut-in.

They don't get to have a perspective. This has nothing to do with you or them. If you want to know how Kristen Bell feels about Dax Shepard or vice versa, they've talked about it publicly quite a bit.

And this "rorschach" shit is both stupid and obnoxious. You're a piece of shit.

Because Christians are nearly universally frauds who care about dominion and not about Christianity.

Yeah, it proved that you're a humorless moron who needs to mind your business. A woman posted a joke she shares with her loving husband, and you decided that they must have an abusive relationship because you're incapable of imagining what a healthy relationship looks like. The problem is you.

"Everything I learn about [x] has been against my will" - person who spends 18 hours a day scrolling social media

The number of people trying to pathologize a healthy relationship between two people based on a joke is far more disturbing than the joke itself. Dax Shepard is not abusing Kristen Bell, and implying that he is based on this post is pretty obnoxious.

Yes, these two are a very affectionate and goofy couple. She has been on his podcast a few times and it's hilarious every time.

That's a good joke

Strange Days rules

Good lord shut the fuck up

Or "where do you find the space to grow 4 million tomatoes" and "how long does it take to harvest 4 million tomatoes by hand"

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”

I have a red-tailed hawk living in my yard

Number 597: a sandwich press that presses the current price of bitcoin into your panini so you can stay up to date

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

Fuck off nazi

History repeats.