@captain-shadow.bsky.social
Male. NSFW, mostly reposts, not here to judge, feel free to DM
not that i've really made any friends on here, but i'll be deleting this very soon for my own mental well being
15.09.2025 02:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dem legs
06.07.2025 03:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read that as "Australiaphilia" and was incredibly confused lmao
30.06.2025 19:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0amen to that
28.06.2025 00:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely!
16.06.2025 22:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ
16.06.2025 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
08.06.2025 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hope it's something good
08.06.2025 00:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm here to crash out and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum
08.06.2025 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there a polite way to tell your neighbor βdamn that pussy fatβ ?
Asking for a friend, of course
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03.05.2025 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pretend? You mean to tell us that's not true? π±
02.05.2025 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good god π
02.05.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gnight pinkie
30.04.2025 04:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You deserve a calm love with someone who's your safe space, your best friend, and brings peace to your soul in stressful situations.
21.04.2025 16:30 β π 139 π 44 π¬ 5 π 2ffs, i'm too ashamed of that to even bother correcting it lol
22.04.2025 01:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0imo alcohol calories never oucnt, but i'm no dorcot
22.04.2025 01:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When in doubt, pinky out
22.04.2025 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they're quite often p fun
22.04.2025 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
21.04.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0super cute!
16.04.2025 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0never a bad time for horny
07.04.2025 01:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anything in particular you like?
31.03.2025 10:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β€οΈ
24.03.2025 21:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shoulda swapped the last two lines so it rhymed π
24.03.2025 03:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ThΡs WΠ°s Unexpected.
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Idk if sheβs technically a princess but Meg from Hercules
24.03.2025 00:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rockstar might as well cancel GTA 6 now
23.03.2025 14:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
