Stay away from the fourth wall before I get my flyswatter! There's already a crack in it from earlier with the kitty-cat.
03.05.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@newestpuzzlekeeper.bsky.social
🧹💥🐝
Stay away from the fourth wall before I get my flyswatter! There's already a crack in it from earlier with the kitty-cat.
03.05.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't worry about them too much, they can't really interfere with our world in any permanent way! If they make any changes those usually restore themselves back to normal
27.04.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, I'm the puzzle keeper, silly! And the time-stream keeper, by extension.
Anyway, the watcher is just one of those 4 dimensional beings from the next universe over. It's a little bigger than ours
But they seem to like us! One of them's breaking the rules, though. I said no crossing realities.
I'll try to get the watcher out of here today, I pinky promise!
27.04.2025 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry guys!! One of the watchers found a wormhole apparently. I'll get on fixing it!
27.04.2025 18:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okie dokie!
<she makes a slashing motion with the broom.>
I do..! It's all tied up with the smaller one.....
But where do I cut?
It feels like I have...
<there's an energy rushing through her all of a sudden.>
<she makes another sweep, utterly entranced.>
31.03.2025 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I... I see!
So now I just—
<she focuses very, very intently– and then makes a sweep with the broom.>
I have! There's so many of them. Like [AL046] and [LS056] and even [DB089]!
Why do you ask?
Oh... OH!
I see!
Like [MM001]!
Oh. Okay!
I can do that!
I have my broom back!
31.03.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...that's weird.
I was supposed to get a thank you, right?
Oh well.
<she quickly grabs the broom and then just sort of stares.>
...
Why are you watering me? I'm not a plant...
<the second 'help' seems to snap her out of it for some reason.>
Oh! Sorry!
<gravity returns just in time for Puzzlette to catch the tiny Claire.>
I got so mad I forgot how fragile you are!
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31.03.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0STOP IT, STOP!
S̷̯͍̱̤̱͓̫̞̈̔͗̑̊́̈́̈́͠T̸̺̥̤̗̭̯̗͍̓̊̄̌̓̐͋O̶̢̡̙̼͚̦̞̫̊̄̒͝P̸̡̘̞͙͙̯̘͍̘͚͈̬͓̈́͛͜ ̶̲̉̏I̴̜̬̤̗͖̹̲͌̄̈́̋̀̄͒̆̂́̎̊̚͝Ṯ̷̨̳̲̟̜̭̲̝̜̜̇͜ͅ ̸̢͕͚̩̠̠̜̱̰̤̪̰̇́͝S̶̡̙͍̮̺̟̖͓̘͈̪̼͍͐̽̀̓̽́̈́Ţ̴̛̻̲̣̣̭͍̲̄͗͊̂̾͘Ō̴̢̡̡̗̼̝͍̰̲̙̜̱͙̦̋̏͑̏͂̉̕P̴̧͈͇̹̤̤̃̄̓̓̓͆͐̊͛͝ ̴̮̝̲̖̯͕̯̼̫̬́̍̃́Į̷̨͙̲̩̼̓̀̓̆̕͝͠T̴̢̰̫͙͉̔̇̇̆͒̄̄ ̸̡̨͎̭̫̬͙͍̻̬̰͍͕͕̍͗́͋͗̓̎͗̚͝S̵̫̈́̑̉̀̊͗̃͊͊̐͌T̴̜̠̙̑̀̊͌̑̒̍͑̈́͂͆O̷̡̗̣͖͚̣̲̖͕̯̱̓́̒͗̽̑̃͌̆͘P̵̧̛̻̼̬̠̰̮̯͐̃̂̈́̒͊ ̵̛͍͌͆̽̐͐́͌͊I̵̢̡͚͈̼͌̉̾̎̑͋̅̎̈́̇͘̚͝T̶̨̖̬̤͒̀̀̉̆̉͒̔͊!̵̧̡̱͓̮̟̖̦̰̤͎͉͆͜!̵̗̻̜̬̲͍̍!̷̨̧̢͇̲̭̼͇͕̳̗̞͛͜!̶̨̨̝͎͙̫̝͖͚̼̍͊̚̕̕
<she stomps her feet on the ground in anger, and um. Gravity stops working>
No! GIVE IT BACK!
GIVE IT BACK NOW!!
It's not a normal broom, dummy!
<she tries to snatch it back.>
You've been playing with it for an hour, I need it to do my job!
31.03.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Give it back! I need it, now!
31.03.2025 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm ready! I just. Haven't ever used anything but my flyswatter. But I can do it!
31.03.2025 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I have the broom back? I need to hit your older self
31.03.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll see if whacking her with the broom works!
31.03.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me neither! I guess we're both new at this then, hihi!
31.03.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She definitely looks like it! So what should I do?
31.03.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0