dice miracle

you never see Ronald McDonald anymore

seeking derangements special episode

y'all mind if a straight boy speak a little homosexual tonight

evaded the myki inspectors...

this behaviour just manifested the myki inspectors getting on this tram that i haven't touched on for

you watch one urban paranoid thriller (Relay) then you're walking around on your lunch break dressed like mr robot pretending you're being tailed

you know when life feels like a Frasier episode

band for discord guys

i lowkey don't give a stuff

proud to be dating the only person in melbourne who cares about the geese & oklou sideshow clash

> Taylor album is bad because she's mean
> Taylor album is bad because she's dumb
> Taylor album is deliberately bad to dodge allegations of problematic intelligence gap relationship

ok so turns out i remember basically nothing from the movie but for the euthanasia scene

the soylent green creators should have diversified their product into different colours to capture a wider range of market preferences

'framebuffer' is a beautiful word to write in cursive

heard the IT guy at the receptionist's desk and theyre chatting about "nobody in Australia could do this because no one cares strongly about our politicians one way or another". first of all stop slacking off all day by the receptionist's desk asshole that's supposed to be my job.

i swear he posted four or five years ago about buying a copy, which got me all excited, don't think he ever posted about having read it or i'd remember that lol

been thinking about this stunning one for Last Year at Marienbad

half my wishlist posters are Polish, they had something real in the water over there

by age 30 you should have a strong portfolio (posteritati wishlist)

all this technology and you still can't click on a little thing when you see a hot person on the tram with their headphones on that lets you listen to the song they're listening to

im Mister Boyfriend

one thing about cycling as your primary transportation is that it brings you on the level with all the food delivery ebike cyclists... you and me brother we're weaving through the veins of the city together

Deep Water and The Piano Teacher were two of the most impacting things i read and watched last year and yet this escaped my attention - what is the content delivery panopticon even good for

nobody has ever needed to do anything as much as i need to watch the 1981 french adaptation of Highsmith's Deep Water starring Isabelle Huppert that i just found out about

i've decided i'm going to follow his program in full for three months as an exercise in discipline since i'm paying out the nose for it. and then i can be normal again

PT gave me a spiel about how i shouldnt let society tell me that its wrong or weird to track everything you eat in an app. yeah man its me i'm society

thinking i might produce some goops in my sinus later if youre around

why didnt sisyphus just keep saying he'd do it tomorrow

bought some wireless earbuds for the first time and ive had them less than a day and already feel so antisocial. i can wear these everywhere all day and block out the outside world with my own shit. in the office, on the street, at 7/11. dont have to hear other people. terrible invention. i love it