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Hannah

@cookiethief.bsky.social

Animals, dark humor, and memes, ally 🌈 she/her

147 Followers  |  96 Following  |  220 Posts  |  Joined: 07.06.2023  |  1.8273

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You walk up to the Toad because you finished his quest to bring him 6 earthworms and a handful of dirt.

What does he reward you?

10.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Habitat*

10.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Monday.. so I'm here to remind you that humans domesticated pigeons for so long that we destroyed their habit in the process and they no longer know how to create nests. We fail animals so often, but what we did to pigeons is another level of sad.

10.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell no, my holographic Charizard is in a time capsule in outer space where no one gets to enjoy him 😑

22.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talk about ending gun violence but celebrate when it benefits you

12.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I'm modern vivillion

20.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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PopcornHuffer

20.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Man if I didn't have to drive to pick someone up in a few hours I would be knees deep...dreams deep? in a blissful benzo sleep.

#rawdoganxiety

11.08.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
11.08.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked for a shot of midol, not midori

11.08.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.08.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A community bbq is totally Jesus' scene

07.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jubilee pitch: β€œJulius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”

24.07.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2684    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 9

it's actually called the mancala effect

24.07.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Predacon!!!! If you're there message me 😭 idk where you are on social media lol

14.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Predacon if you're here I'm sorry about the raid 😭

12.07.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Das meeeeee thank you ☺️

10.07.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reason why native Arizonans call it Snotsdale 🀒

01.07.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rammus vibes

01.07.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this amazing sign. #NoKings #butterfly

28.06.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6565    πŸ” 1091    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 34

Spittle bugs should be called hawk tuah bugs

27.06.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube channels reuploading les mis songs πŸ‘€

20.06.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just kinda love him a lot okay? (β•―Β°β–‘Β°)β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

17.06.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday @justwes.info !!!!

16.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like a monthly subscription candle box for manly men

14.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dag dag Tom LeTourneau 😞

03.06.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts are based on feelings. In this essay I'll tell you why I feel this way and cite my sources.
Me, I'm the source

02.06.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.05.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does everything require a widget to look semi-okay on a phone? BRUH

30.05.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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