DJ BRD

I’m waiting on my check I guess.

Y’all need to SHOW UP.

Friendly reminder today.

That new phone glow

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over.

Congratulations, America.

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I know you can’t make it happen tonight but hit The Tinder Box tomorrow. They’ve got great stuff.

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

See ya here!

I hope you all read this from me.

Sorry, you were saying something about the violent left. Go on.

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Breaking News: Read three top CDC officials' resignation emails. The end of an era.

Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...

The completist in me had a lot of fun with the story but was driven mad by some of the puzzles. I’m glad I finished it. Good luck!

Tell me you’re a dictator without tell-wait. Just say it out loud.

Follow up question: “You could have stopped the January 6th insurrection anytime…why didn’t you?”

This fuckin guy.

Wake. Up.

My bonfire, Lazy Bear 2025. Soundtrack: B-52’s, “Legal Tender”.
#djbrd

First term Trump Administration: Don't call us racists just because we said there were very fine people on both sides.

Second term Trump Administration: Why don't we talk more about the good side of our nation having had slavery?

Aaron Rupar O @atrupar.com Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting & have honest elections.' He said that to me because we talked about 2020. He said, 'you won that election by so much'" FOX NEWS channel EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP FOLLOWING HIS MEETING WITH PUTIN BREAKING NEWS August 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM

Donald J. Trump K @realDonald Trump I am going to lead a movement to get rid of MAIL-IN BALLOTS, and also, while we're at it, Highly "Inaccurate," Very Expensive, and Seriously Controversial VOTING MACHINES, which cost Ten Times more than accurate and sophisticated Watermark Paper, which is faster, and leaves NO DOUBT, at the end of the evening, as to who WON, and who LOST, the Election. We are now the only Country in the World that uses Mail-In Voting. All others gave it up because of the MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD ENCOUNTERED. WE WILL BEGIN THIS EFFORT, WHICH WILL BE STRONGLY OPPOSED BY THE DEMOCRATS BECAUSE THEY CHEAT AT LEVELS NEVER SEEN BEFORE, by signing an EXECUTIVE ORDER to help bring HONESTY to the 2026 Midterm Elections. Remember, the States are merely an "agent" for the Federal Government in counting and tabulating the votes. They must do what the Federal Government, as represented by the President of the United States, tells them, FOR THE GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY, to do. With their HORRIBLE Radical Left policies, like Open Borders, Men Playing in Women's Sports, Transgender and "WOKE" for everyone, and so much more, Democrats are virtually Unelectable without using this completely disproven Mail-In SCAM. ELECTIONS CAN NEVER BE HONEST WITH MAIL IN BALLOTS/VOTING, and everybody, IN PARTICULAR THE DEMOCRATS, KNOWS THIS. I, AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, WILL FIGHT LIKE HELL TO BRING HONESTY AND INTEGRITY BACK TO OUR ELECTIONS. THE MAIL-IN BALLOT HOAX, USING VOTING MACHINES THAT ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER, MUST END, NOW!!! REMEMBER, WITHOUT FAIR AND HONEST ELECTIONS, AND STRONG AND POWERFUL BORDERS, YOU DON'T HAVE EVEN A SEMBLANCE OF A COUNTRY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 3.37k ReTruths 12.5k Likes Aug 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM

npr MEDIA Newsmax pays $67 million to settle defamation case linked to 2020 election coverage UPDATED AUGUST 18, 2025 • 11:52 AM ET By Maddy Lauria

Friday: Trump says Putin claims voting by mail cannot be fair and it's how the 2020 was purportedly "rigged" against him

Today: Trump announces executive order to ban mail voting and also voting machines

Also today: Newsmax pays Dominion $67 million to avoid trial for lying about voting machines

He’s always been a stunner. 😍

Lookin good bub.

Lordy. 🫠

This is not an answer you give if you're innocent.

Hot damn, babe.

Great way to wake up. (Apologies if you didn’t want to see this, but our pool is clothing optional.)

Hot damn. See you soon bubba.

South Park holy sh*t

My god you’re a knockout.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.